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March 10, 2021 85 Comments

 

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A post shared by La cueva de Carracuca (@lacuevadecarracuca)

YESTERDAY, I RECEIVED A PAINTING DONE OF ME AND BANKSY AND AN OWL THAT LIVES IN MY GARDEN UNBEKNOWNST TO THE ARTIST WHO HAILS FROM SPAIN!

 PLEASE MAKE CERTAIN YOU HIT THE VOLUME ICON (RIGHT LOWER CORNER) AFTER YOU TAP THE ARROW IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PAINING! WHAT IS SO INCREDIBLE BESIDES THE PAINTING IS SHE HAS NO IDEA I LISTEN TO PAVAROTTI ALL THE TIME!!

THIS SONG IS A FAVORITE OF MINE!

 THIS MADE MY DAY AND I HAD TO SHARE!

IF YOU ARE ON INSTAGRAM AND LIKE HER WORK PLEASE GIVE HER A FOLLOW!

LA CUEVADECARRACUCA

A LITTLE UPDATE ON MY HEALTH:
I HAD A REACTION TO THE MEDICINE FOR THE LADY WINDERMERE OR MYCOBACTERIUM AVIUM AS IT IS KNOWN.
I STOPPED TAKING MEDS AND AM RESTING MY BODY AS I WAS TERRIBLY ILL THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY.
LUNG DOCTOR SENT ME TO G.I. DOCTOR FOR ENDOSCOPY AND COLONOSCOPY AS HE FEARED THERE WAS SOMETHING ELSE IN PLAY HERE!
THEY FOUND MILD INFLAMMATION IN MY STOMACH AND FIVE POLYPS IN MY COLON THAT WERE ADENOMAS.
THEY WERE NOT CANCER YET BUT CAN BECOME; SO OUT THEY CAME!
LUCKY ME I GET TO GO BACK FOR ANOTHER COLONOSCOPY IN SIX MONTHS!
I NEED TO GET BACK TO MY LUNG DOCTOR AFTER I RE-COOP A BIT.THE GI DOCTOR SAID HE FOUND NOTHING TO EXPLAIN MY WEIGHT LOSS (OVER 50 POUNDS) NASEAU AND DIARRHEA.
THERE IS A POSSIBILITY IT COULD BE IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME SO HE SUGGESTED A PROBIOTIC AND A LOW FODMAP DIET.

 He did recommend the ANTIDEPRESSANT MIRTAZAPINE for nausea and weight loss!

A FEW OF THE SIDE EFFECTS OF THIS ANTIDEPRESSANT LISTED BELOW.

Dizziness, drowsiness, lightheadedness, increased appetite, weight gain, dry mouth, or constipation may occur.

SINCE I ALREADY EXPERIENCE DIZZINESS ON OCCASSION, DROWSINESS ALL THE TIME FOR YEARS AND LIGHTHEADEDNESS FOR AT LEAST THE LAST FIVE YEARS I TOLD HIM A FLAT OUT NO THANK YOU!!!!

MIND YOU THIS GI DOCTOR SPENT 10 MINUTES TALKING TO ME ON THE TABLE BEFORE PROCEDURE AND MAYBE 10 TO 15 MINUTES BEFORE THAT LOOKING INTO MY COMPUTER FILE!

MEANWHILE, I FOUND A FUNCTIONAL DOCTOR WHICH A FEW OF YOU HAVE BEEN SUGGESTING FOR YEARS!
HER FORMS SHE SENT WITH QUESTIONS TO FILL OUT WERE VERY, VERY GOOD I THOUGHT AND OUR PHONE CONVERSATION WAS VERY PRODUCTIVE!
SHE IMMEDIATELY HAD THOUGHTS OF WHAT WAS GOING ON!
ALL MADE LOGICAL SENSE TO ME TOO!
I STARTED ON A REGIME OF HERBS THIS PAST SATURDAY.
I ONLY TOOK THE MORNING PILLS TO END UP DIZZY AND IN BED FOR THE REST OF THE DAY WITH VOMITING AND DIARRHEA!!!
I HAVE CONTACTED HER AND PLAN B WILL START THIS COMING SUNDAY.
STAY TUNED!!
I STARTED DOWN THIS PATH ON November 25,2020 BY WRITING MY MEDICAL DOCTOR TELLING HER I WAS CONCERNED DUE TO THE WEIGHT LOSS AND THE LACK OF APPETITE.HERE WE ARE ON MARCH 10,2021.I HAVE LOST ANOTHER FIVE POUNDS SINCE NOVEMBER.
MEANWHILE WHILE WE WAIT FOR A CURE SHALL WE DO SOME SHOE SHOPPING!
I BOUGHT THESE BIRDIES SHOES RECENTLY………THEY ARE CALLED THE SWIFT IN GOLD SIZE 8.5
I KNOW THEY LOOK SILVER HERE AND IN REAL LIFE TOO!
BUT THEY CALL THEM GOLD!
I FORGOT WHEN I ORDERED THEM I GO DOWN A SIZE ALWAYS…….SO IT SOULD HAVE BEEN AN 8 I ORDERED.
I WORE THEM TWICE.SO THEY ARE DIRTY ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SOULS.
I DID NOT MAKE THE CONNECTION UNTIL YESTERDAY WHEN I WAS TROMPING THROUGH A PARKING LOT AND THEY WERE SLIPPING OFF MY HEELS!
WHO WOULD LIKE THESE SHOES?
You should wear a size 9 in a shoe.
I WILL MAIL TO YOU AS A GIFT!!
I DON’T THINK I HAVE EVEN PAID FOR THEM YET SO LETS NOT TELL THE ITALIAN!!!
I DO NOT THINK FIRST COME FIRST SERVE WORKS HERE!
SO WRITE ME EITHER IN THE COMMENTS BELOW HERE OR AN EMAIL WHY I SHOULD SEND THE SHOES TO YOU!
IT CAN BE THREE WORDS OR LESS!
JUST GIVE ME A REASON TO PICK YOU!
MY EMAIL IS:IOLACONTESSA@GMAIL.COM
THAT TRANSLATES TO ……I THE COUNTESS AT GMAIL.COM
I THINK I HAVE ALREADY SHARED THAT STORY WITH YOU HERE ON THE BLOG?
THE ITALIAN TOLD ME I NEEDED A SECRET CODE NAME!
TO SET UP THE EMAIL ACCOUNT!
I HAD NO IDEA THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD SEE IT!
THAT FIRST LETTER IN THE EMAIL IS AN EYE BY THE WAY!!!
AGAIN I WANT TO THANK NUNILO IN NORTHERN SPAIN FOR HER PAINTING OF MYSELF AND BANKSY!
HERE SHE IS!
SHE REMINDS ME OF SOMEONE BUT I CANNOT PLACE WHO?
THE CLOSE UP OF BANKSY IS SO INTERESTING TO ME TO SEE THE STROKES AND DIFFERENT COLORS!
  I HOPE I PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD YOUR COLONOSCOPY YET DO SCHEDULE ONE AS IT DOES NOT HURT AT ALL!TRUST ME I HAVE TWO UNDER MY BELT IN MY 60 YEARS OF LIVING!THE JUICE YOU DRINK THE NIGHT BEFORE IS NOT AN ITALIAN SODA OR PINK LEMONADE BUT CAN BE DONE!IT’S IMPORTANT TO YOUR HEALTH.
HEALTH IS EVERYTHING BELIEVE YOU ME!
 COME MARCH 17,2021 I WILL HAVE STAYED HOME ONE FULL YEAR!
NOW IT SEEMS I AM EVEN MORE VULNERABLE WITH THE LUNG ISSUE!
MAYBE IT’S TIME TO PACK IT IN AND GET COVID AND BE DONE WITH IT!
 I HAVE HAD A GOOD LIFE!
STUDIED BALLET,TRAVELED THE WORLD,WORKED IN RETAIL AND WHOLESALE,MET THE ITALIAN, HAD TWO SONS,LIVED IN ITALY,OWNED MY OWN ANTIQUE SHOP, GIFTED A PIG BY THE FIRST BORN,MET CAROL BURNETT, BUILT THE CLOSET OF MY DREAMS, AND THROUGH OUT ALL THIS THE ITALIAN IS STILL PUTTING UP WITH MY CRAZY IDEAS!
35 YEARS THIS JULY!
AND
LET’S NOT FORGET THE BLOG WHICH I JUST LOOKED UP LATELY AND I THINK ITS 11 YEARS OLD COME AUGUST!
NOT BAD FOR A GIRL BORN IN MODESTO, CALIFORNIA IN 1960!
 THANKS FOR READING AND COMMENTING FROM TIME TO TIME.
YOU GIVE ME A CREATIVE OUTLET AND A PURPOSE!
  XXX
  TO COMMENT
KEEP SCROLLING DOWN PAST BANKSY TO THE SUBSCRIBE BOX AND KEEP ON GOING!
LET’S ALL TELL NUNILO WHAT A WONDERFUL JOB SHE DID!
 IAM BEYOND THRILLED WITH IT!
 MANY MANY THANKS NUNILO!!
 

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  • martha
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    March 15, 2021 at 3:23 PM

    Isn’t it lovely that during a pandemic, we can meet new friends and establish our friendships as well!! I hope you are feeling better. I hadn’t had a chance to read the blog, and so when we spoke, on Sunday, I didn’t know of your colonoscopy. Now that im readying it, I will send good well wishes up North to you!! The rain you had last week, is making its way down here, and I know the garden will be so happy about it!! I love your painting, and please make it into cards!! I will be the first to buy them!! I wish I wore a size 9 shoe, but after my foot operation I have to by 9.5, to fit my bigger foot!!

    Sending you good wishes, love Martha

  • Sherry B
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    March 15, 2021 at 12:46 PM

    I have been shopping for these exact shoes and comparing them to other brands! I would love to win them! The detail of Banksy in the painting is incredible, what a lovely portrait.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 15, 2021 at 12:57 PM

      I am drawing the names right NOW!I will POST this week in the BLOG under the title GARDEN FLOOZY!
      BEST OF LUCK!
      THEY ARE GOOD LOOKING AND I LOVE A FLAT SHOE!!!
      XXX

  • Bonnie
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    March 13, 2021 at 11:44 PM

    Oh Elizabeth! The painting captures the essence of you and Banksy as well. Sorry to hear you are continuing to suffer from your illness. I’m glad you found A doctor that seems to be leading you down a new and better path. Distant hugs from this big fan and friend. all my best. Bonnie

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 14, 2021 at 7:48 AM

      I HAVE GOT TO GET WELL SO I CAN HOP ON AN AIRPLANE AND COME MEET YOU!
      ARE YOU ALL VACCINATED?
      I AM STILL WAITING!!!
      XXX

  • kim
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    March 13, 2021 at 6:36 PM

    What a lovely person to paint this for you. People love you and you must keep on. I truly believe good things are coming. This past year has been a mess, but we are going to figure out what the heck is happening with you and fix it! You bring too much joy to everyone to feel like this. I adore you and you have inspired me so much. Sending much love and hugs. xoxox Kim

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 14, 2021 at 7:47 AM

      SO KIND AND NOW SHE IS MAILING THE PAINTING TO ME!!!
      I DO NEED A BOOSTER SHOT OF SOME KIND!
      LETS HOPE PLAN B WORKS!
      XOXO

  • D. A. Squires
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    March 13, 2021 at 2:11 PM

    Adore, adore the portrait….she is SO talented…. as all have said, it is perfection. How possibly did she choose an owl and the music you love? I am hoping you might use as your next Christmas card : ) Very sad to hear about the ongoing issues… it seems like you are adrift in a choppy sea and we all want to RESCUE you!!! With tea and crumpets and rose petals… and on a regal barge… with Banksy et al… serene and happy and healthy. If wishes could come true… sending love and admiration and gratitude for all that you are to all of us. XOXO

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 14, 2021 at 7:45 AM

      PERFECT DESCRIPTION of the “CHOPPY SEA!”YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME SMILE!!
      MANY THANKS FOR THAT!
      XOXO

  • Jacqueline
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    March 13, 2021 at 5:50 AM

    Love the painting of you …. she has got you to a T !!! So sorry to hear that you’ve been poorly ….. hopefully you will be feeling back to your old self very soon. Thinking of you and wishing you a speedy recovery. Much love. XXXX

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 14, 2021 at 7:44 AM

      THANK YOU JACQULINE………..XXX

  • Meg Johnson
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    March 12, 2021 at 10:03 AM

    The painting is lovely! I wish you good health. I will add you to my prayer list.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 14, 2021 at 7:43 AM

      THANK YOU SO MUCH……….XXX

  • Maryellen Reardon
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    March 12, 2021 at 7:26 AM

    I am sad that you continue to have these health challenges. Let’s hope this new regime is the solution. Regarding the shoes, well, I would like them. Why? Because when I wear them I shall feel as regal as you are.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 12, 2021 at 7:52 AM

      YOU ARE ON THE LIST MARYELLEN!
      THANK YOU……….YOU got a GOOD CHUCKLE OUT OF ME!
      AS I sit here in my polyester PJ bottoms, socks and my husbands GOOD WILL donation sweater that I NOW SLEEP IN 100% wool.
      REGAL AS SHE GOES………….XXX

  • Pat
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    March 12, 2021 at 7:16 AM

    The portrait is fabulous, and a testament to how much people enjoy you and your blog! Move the diploma, I say, and make room for the contessa and her pig!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 12, 2021 at 7:48 AM

      FUNNY GIRLFRIEND!
      NO WORRIES I WILL HAVE YOU OVER FOR A VIEWING ONCE IT ARRIVES………….MASKED OR VACCINATED WE WILL MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!
      XXX

  • Parnassus
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    March 12, 2021 at 1:18 AM

    Hello Contessa, That painting is a great tribute and is truly magical. I especially love night scenes—there is always an added mystery and glamour to them. I am sorry you are continuing to have health problems, and I admire your perseverance in working through them. Sometimes there is one magic solution you can hit upon, but often it is a syndrome of problems which require a unique and individualized management.
    –Jim

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 12, 2021 at 6:51 AM

      SO WELL SAID JIM!
      SHE IS MAILING ME THE PORTRAIT!!!
      ARE YOU GETTING THE VACCINE IN TAWAIN?
      XXX

  • Rosemarie
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    March 11, 2021 at 11:56 PM

    Hi there
    I do have to comment on Prednisone = if you take it be sure the dr has explained ALL the side effects that may or may not happen!
    It was prescribed short term for my husband 2 years ago. Nothing was mentioned re side effects. Oh my – I wondered a couple of times just who was this person in the kitchen! Different personality! When we saw the specialist I asked about change in personality – is this normal – oh yes she said it does cause that. Also caused puffiness in the face. Fortunately he was only on it short term.
    People unsubscribed from your blog – you write about life! I enjoy your blog because of the varied topics! We learn from you! Life is reality and that’s what a blog should be in my opinion.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 12, 2021 at 6:48 AM

      YES, with EVERY POST ALMOST!BUT On the other side I get NEW SUBSCRIBERS TOO so it balances out!
      The sad thing for me is I CAN SEE WHO UNSUBSCRIBES and a few I know or have known in the past.
      I cannot PLEASE ALL……..and I GET PEOPLE WHO DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT SOMEONES ELSES SICKNESS.
      I reached out here as my medical team failed me and I have learned MORE here than any book or doctor I have visited.YOU ALL have been a GREAT HELP TO ME.I am just being ME and thats not going to change!!I tell it as it is and do not BEAT AROUND THE BUSH as we say!If I can HELP one other person by talking about my situations THAT would MAKE ME VERY HAPPY!
      XXX

  • Sarahlondonstyle
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    March 11, 2021 at 9:17 PM

    Such beautiful work and so meaningful. Keep looking after yourself, IBS is the sh**s (excuse the pun) . Lo fodmap is the way to go. Hard at first, and time consuming figuring out what the intolerances are. You can also do breath tests .. to discover all 3 lactose/ fructose/gluten intolerances ( I think). We did it for lactose. And btw Lo FodMap was developed here in Melbourne ! stay well xx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 12, 2021 at 6:39 AM

      THANK YOU!
      I HAVE READ THAT OR IT WAS ON THE VIDEO I WATCHED!I KNOW PEOPLE IN MELBOURNE!!!!
      XXX

  • Juliet
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    March 11, 2021 at 6:21 PM

    Nunilo’s work is brilliant. Quite whimsical and captures you, your enchanted garden and Banksy beautifully. I just scrolled her Instagram and see much to marvel over. Love Birdie’s, but my feet are 7.5 … so I’m not your Cinderella. Shame. I won’t comment on the health issues you’re enduring as we’ve spoken about them recently … but I’m hopeful about your new functional medicine doctor and curious about your new plan of attack. Keep sharing Can you believe it’s been a year since our stay-at-home station began … what a year it’s been. Oof. xo

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 12, 2021 at 6:36 AM

      I THINK I SAW YOU TWICE!!!!
      XXX

  • Claudia
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    March 11, 2021 at 5:13 PM

    Over the past year I have derived such joy and fun from your blog and the lovely pictures depicting your life and home. I hope you can feel from me and others.that, despite being strangers, I am praying for your return to good health. I mean this in all sincerity and thank you for being so open about all that you’re enduring. Hug that pig for me…….he is a wonderful delight.
    Best wishes,
    Claudia

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 5:41 PM

      PIGGY in his BED taking a NAP before having his second dinner with us!!!
      I will finish here and go lay down beside him and tell him you adore HIM!
      I bet I will get a tail wag or a smile!!!
      THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME KNOW……….SOMETIMES I THINK WHO WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT ME AND ALL THE UPS AND DOWNS I AM DELT.
      THANK YOU!
      XXX

  • Pipistrello
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    March 11, 2021 at 3:19 PM

    Ciao Bella,

    Your painting is so sweet and Banksy must be pleased, too. He’s quite the Celebrity now! What a delightful gift to receive in the mail 🙂

    That’s such a bummer the Lady W medication didn’t work out with you. I expect there’s an alternative treatment for you? Meanwhile, saying No to the antidepressants was the right thing to do – it’s crazy these things are used as a catch-all repurposed medication. But it was good to get a colonoscopy anyhow, and those polyps are best gone! The procedures aren’t as grim as people expect and even the clean-out formula has improved in the last few years, so you aren’t up all night before on the loo. That first cheese sandwich and cup of tea when you come to in the recovery room is soooo delicious!!

    Very happy you are trying a new doctor. Fingers crossed for you that she’s going to work out and you sound very positive despite the nasty herb reaction. Keep smiling, carissima!

    Baci xx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 5:48 PM

      CHEESE SANDWICH AND TEA IN RECOVERY ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      OKAY, ITALIAN WE ARE MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!
      IF I COULD DRIVE IN ITALY I CAN CERTAINLY LEARN TO DRIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD RIGHT?
      WE barely get a sip of water here.NO FOOD WHAT SO EVER!I had gone two full days of no eating as my procedure was at one o’clock!by the time we got home I was dreaming about a MC DONALD BURGER!!!AND FRIES……….GRANDE of course which the ITALIAN went and FETCHED for me!
      I WAS SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!EVEN IF IT WAS ALL COLD!
      YES, ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE HAS YET TO BE DECIDED……………but I did hear something about Prednisone.
      However, Herbs or THAT NOT BOTH TOGETHER!
      DO I DARE LOOK UP PREDNISONE?!!
      PROMISE TO KEEP SMILING!!!
      BACI A TE!
      XXX

      • Pipistrello
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        March 12, 2021 at 4:05 PM

        How peculiar not to receive something to eat! For some reason I assumed it was to be sure that the anaesthetic hadn’t mucked you about when perhaps it was all to do with, dare I say, Care?!!… Prednisone is an interesting drug and I have an elderly friend who’s been on it for an age and says it makes you rather hyper and you need to get used to doing your housework at 2am!! Don’t google it as you’ll probably shy away from what you read 🙂 xx

        • LA CONTESSA
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          March 13, 2021 at 8:15 AM

          ALREADY DID!!!!
          XXX

  • Jill James
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    March 11, 2021 at 2:24 PM

    The painting is wonderful and so captures your essence of joy and beauty in all things.
    You are such a worry with these health issues and your weight loss. I do hope the new natural doctor has some answers but do be careful as some herbal remedies can react so badly with other medications.
    You my dear Contessa have some much joy to share , please take care . xx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 3:20 PM

      I KNOW I KNOW………WE HAVE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT MY HEART MEDS!!
      I AM EATING CHOCOLATE TODAY THAT SHOULD HELP THE HIPS!!!!
      I NEED TO SEE TASMANIA!!!!
      AND MEET YOU!!!
      I DO I AGREE…………….ONWARDS TO SPRING!!!!!!!!
      XXX

  • Kristen
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    March 11, 2021 at 2:17 PM

    I just love your blog – I figured it was finally time I commented and told you so. I hope you continue to heal and feel better. I wish I could wear those shoes, but I’m a 9.5. They are charming! Now I’m off to
    Find you on Instagram 🙂

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 2:58 PM

      OH, GOOD YOUR COMMENT MADE UP FOR THE FOUR PEOPLE WHO UNSUBSCRIBED TODAY!!!
      When ever I talk about MY HEALTH I LOSE PEOPLE…………..
      But people like YOU make up for it!!!
      THANK YOU!!!
      HOPE YOU FOUND ME………CONTESSA AND HER PIG on IG!
      XXX

  • Ginger
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    March 11, 2021 at 2:01 PM

    I adore the sweet painting which so perfectly captures your essence! Such a beautiful creation and gift! I’m so sorry to hear that the medications and herbs are making you feel even worse and I applaud your tenacious pursuit of health and well-being. You’re an inspiration to all with your honesty, joy and vivacity! We love you! And, the metallic Birdie shoes are fabulous!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 3:16 PM

      I FIND IT ALL VERY COMICAL BUT BOTTOM LINE ITS SCARY!
      GO TO DOCTOR WITH CONCERN………FIVE YEARS AGO.STILL NOT FIXED.OR A CLUE.BUT FOUND SOME RELIEF ALONG THE WAY………..ATLAS ADJUSTMENT!THEN WHEN I WRITE AS I AM WORRIED ABOUT MY WEIGHT IN NOVEMBER………AND STILL HAVE NO FIX HAPPENING BY MARCH 10TH ITS ENOUGH TO THROW IN THE TOWEL!
      LAST NIGHT I COULD NOT SLEEP DUE TO COUGH!!
      HOPEFULLY A WEEK FROM NOW WE WILL SEE SOME RESULTS………………..FINGERS CROSSED!
      YOU ARE IN THE MIX FOR THE BIRDIES SHOES!!!!!
      BIG HUG
      XXX

  • Lorna
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    March 11, 2021 at 12:09 PM

    Oh Elizabeth, I am so sorry to hear you are feeling unwell again. And yet you are a constant inspiration. I don’t know how you do it. Hope you get diagnosed soon so you can start to feel better.
    The painting of you and Banksy reminded me a little of Botticelli’s La Primavera. Our Covid numbers are spiking dreadfully. They’ve closed down everything again except for essential services. Trying to go with the flow but I really feel the need to focus on something other than this horrible pandemic. I didn’t even have the energy to blog this week.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 1:24 PM

      I AM SO SO SORRY!
      WE WILL BE IN THE SAME BOAT IF THESE GOVERNORS LIFT THE MASK REQUIREMENTS………
      ITS AMAZING TO ME HOW MANY PEOPLE DO NOT GET IT!
      COULD CARE LESS……..AND DONOT WANT TO BE INCONVENIENCE.
      YOU SHOULD BAKE!
      READ OF COURSE…………
      IF I COULD TRAVEL I WOULD BE THERE IN A FLASH!
      HANG IN THERE…………THINK WHAT ANNE FRANK ENDURED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      YOU CAN DO THIS!
      XXX

  • Heidi
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    March 11, 2021 at 11:18 AM

    HI Elizabeth,
    Oh dear, I’m sorry you are still struggling with getting an answer to your health questions. Sometimes the answer will come from an unexpected source, that’s what I’ve experienced. But you have to be your own advocate, and follow your heart. Glad you said no to the antidepressants, hope you find something that works for you soon.
    The painting is charming and fun, captures the mood of your garden and the close relationship between you and our favorite porker, Bansky! What a nice surprise to find in your mailbox during these dreary times!
    Hope you will feel better soon, I’m just getting the last of the cards ready to send to you for the garden club sale. Enjoy the much needed rain, and the sunshine when it peeks through the clouds!
    XO Heidi

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 1:18 PM

      OH THANK YOU!
      THE PAINTING IS NOT HERE YET BUT SOON!
      DID MY NEIGHBOR PURCHASE YOUR PAINTING OF HER TREE?!!!!!
      I LOVED WHAT YOU DID!
      XXX

  • Josephine Floyd
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    March 11, 2021 at 10:58 AM

    I feel for you Eluzabeth , you go through all these ghastly health episodes with a smile and friendly words for your followers. We all feel we know you and your family , your life is an open book. Your health issues are our health issues and we feel for you and applaud you when there is progress.
    Stay your lovely optimistic self , keep smiling in the face of adversity and you will get through this period in your life.
    All my love and respect .

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 1:16 PM

      THANK YOU JOSEPHINE!
      I TOO FEEL AS IF I KNOW ALL OF YOU!THAT IS THE GREAT THING ABOUT SEEING PHOTOS AND SHARING TIDBITS!
      CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WE ALL GOT TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!
      WHAT A HOOT THAT WOULD BE!!!
      LET’S DREAM!
      XXX

  • Rosemarie
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    March 11, 2021 at 10:27 AM

    Good morning CONTESSA
    It’s a lovely sunny day here on the west coast of Canada. Always great to find a posting from you in my inbox! My gawd it’s amazing that you are still standing with all that you have gone thru in February. When you are going thru a rough patch your posts still remain very upbeat/positive/joyous.
    I so like the painting done by Nunilo – there is so much life in her brush strokes. I agree the painting should be made into notecards – I would buy a pack.
    One last thing – I had mentioned in an email re the guy who had been going thru similar symptoms with you – 5 years – always being treated for IBS. He was a wreck. He had a chance conversation with some drs at a party and they suggested it could be an irritated nerve in the gastro area. Got treated = meds for the nerve and has made an excellent recovery. Do confirm that there could be no nerve problem.
    PACK IT IN – no way – we/your followers want you around for some more decades! Reading your posts brightens our day.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 1:13 PM

      OH GOSH ROSEMARIE I DONT THINK I READ THAT EMAIL OR RECEIVED!I WILL GO BACK AND SEARCH FOR YOUR EMAILS………..AGAIN I WAS OUT OF IT FOR QUITE A FEW DAYS!!!
      MY APOLOGIES…….
      THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP!!
      XXX

  • Sandra Sallin
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    March 11, 2021 at 9:56 AM

    What a delightful painting. I’m sure it brings a smile to your face when ever you catch a glimpse.
    Boy this medical thing never stops. I know you’re working hard to get yourself fixed. From outside in you’re looking fabulous as always. I guess if it were me I would go someplace that would give me a whole look at myself, top to bottom. A place that I respected.
    So great seeing a photo of you every day on Instagram. Always a treat to see your creativity in dressing and lifestyle.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 1:10 PM

      YES, THAT IS WHAT A NORMAL PERSON WOULD DO!
      XXX

  • Robin
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    March 11, 2021 at 9:16 AM

    The painting is absolutely stunning!! Nulio captured you and Banksy!! What a talented artist!

    So sorry to hear of your continued health challenges. I certainly hope you can find a combination that works for you.

    Happy to hear you are able to eat pasta again.

    Grande abbraccio di Umbria, Robin

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 1:09 PM

      YES!HAVE BEEN CRAVING TUNA PASTA!
      XXX

      • Robin
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        March 11, 2021 at 10:36 PM

        We had that for lunch Tuesday!!

  • 1010ParkPlace
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    March 11, 2021 at 8:48 AM

    First of all, no more talk of “packing it in.” Period. New paragraph.

    Like you, I pray they find the cause of all of your symptoms. Been there, done that, with the mystery disease.

    Love the painting of you and Banksy. Our readers and followers are the best, aren’t we? xoxox, Brenda

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:57 AM

      YES, WE BOTH HAVE WONDERFUL PEOPLE FOLLOWING US AND ALWAYS HELPFUL!
      I HOPE YOU WROTE YOUR LETTERS ABOUT RALPH AND MAILED THEM!!!
      XXX

  • lisa thomson-author
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    March 11, 2021 at 8:23 AM

    Wow, what a gorgeous painting of you two! She is a talented artist, of course, but she chose a great subject. 🙂 I will definitely follow her! You shall live forever in a painting!
    Well, you still have quite a bit to do, LA CONTESSA, so don’t go saying it’s all done now. Sure, you’re an accomplished woman but you’re far from finished.

    Can I ask if you’ve tried omitting lactose from your diet?

    I went through an odd experience a few years back (also got my colonoscopy then) where I couldn’t keep food in my tummy. It was a poopy time. Stomach upset is awful and they say the bowels are the second brain. I now know this to be true. Doc put me on some medication that was hard on the stomach, but designed to kill bad bacteria.
    But what I discovered is that I have become lactose intolerant! Once I figured that out, my bowels have operated perfectly. Many people mentioned IBS to me but not the case and quite relieved when I figured out what was ailing me. I also lost some weight but not as dramatically as you have. I also roast my veggies to avoid stomach upset. Very few veggies do I eat raw now since I learned how hard it is for our digestion system.

    Thanks for sharing the instagram video! Loved the song too, How perfect.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:55 AM

      YOU CAN ASK AND MY ANSWER IS YES!
      ABOUT THREE YEARS AGO………LACTOSE IS THE SAME AS DIARY RIGHT???I ELIMINATED DIARY.I DRINK ALMOND MILK.NO CHEESE.
      I NEVER EAT RAW VEGGIES……..I JUST LEARNED HOW TO BAKE BUTTERNUT SQUASH!OH IT WAS DELICIOUS!I TEND TO STEAM MY VEGETABLES LIKE GREEN BEANS AND BROCCOLI.
      I’M GOING TO GOOGLE LACTOSE VERSES DIARY!
      THANK YOU!
      XXX

  • Ms. Mary
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    March 11, 2021 at 8:20 AM

    Dear friend- <3 <3 <3 !!!!
    This art is very special- I followed her immediately after seeing it on IG. It shows the regal you and the playful Banksy. Just delicious!
    Maybe your owl is your mother, watching you both? I assign birds to all the relatives that have passed on. Now, when I see them (or hear the woodpecker), I know my family member is with me, watching and covering me with their wings of love.
    I hope you are back on your feet soon. The colonoscopy recovery will take a few days to get your gut back to normal. Yay you for powering through it. <3 <3 <3
    Thanks for taking the time and energy to share this beautiful art- it brightened TWO days. (Yesterday on IG and today on your blog)
    Sending HEALING thoughts and heart-felt cyber HUGS. 🙂

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:46 AM

      OH I LOVE THAT MARY AS THAT OWL IN MY GARDEN HAS BEEN CHATTING A LOT LATELY!!
      PLUS, I SAW MY FIRST WOODPECKER BLACK AND WHITE STRIPE THE OTHER DAY IN OUR MAGNOLIA TREE!
      MAYBE THAT WAS WINSTON!BEEN MISSING HIM SO MUCH AM PUTTING OUT FEELERS FOR A NEW DOG!
      THANK YOU
      XXX

  • Leslie Anne Lord
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    March 11, 2021 at 8:04 AM

    Oh my Elizabeth…so much is going on in your world. I am so hopeful that your new doctor will sort things out, it sounds like she is very thorough which to me is a good thing. The shoes are lovely…you will want to get the proper size as metallics are wonderful in the wardrobe. Good luck to whomever has size 9 feet.
    Banksy and you are stars in that painting! Very dreamlike too…such fun having your image painted by an artist.
    Take care and I hope that you feel better very soon.
    XO
    Leslie

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:43 AM

      TOO MUCH………IT IS ALL TOO MUCH!
      NOW WITH HARRY AND MEGHAN……………I JUST FEEL DEPLETED!
      I HAVE A FEW MORE METALLIC SHOES SO……..I DONOT NEED TO ADD BUT WHEN BIRDIES DID A SNEAKER I HAD TO TRY SINCE THEIR VELVET FLATS ARE A FAVORITE!!
      FEELING BETTER DAY BY DAY!!
      XXX

  • Nancy
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    March 11, 2021 at 7:37 AM

    Oh I love this painting! YOU need to stay in a healthy frame of mind, the body will follow. And my daughter who lives in SF would love these shoes! I would love for you two to connect. I hope to come visit her and suddenly see you at the market, I will completely FanGIRL out on you. 🙂

    Much admiration, Fancy Nancy

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:39 AM

      HYSTERICAL……………….OKAY YOU ARE MY FIRST REQUEST FOR THE SHOES!
      WHEN ARE YOU COMING TO VIST?
      MAYBE SUMMER……..?
      LET ME KNOW!
      XXX

  • Barbara Spain
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    March 11, 2021 at 7:27 AM

    Well my dear, I am sending you generously laden healing thoughts along with sunshine and warmth from San Diego. Your special portrait by Nunlio is delightfully fun, just like you! I am hopeful that you will find answers to your medical issues in the coming weeks. Thinking of you today!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:37 AM

      THANK YOU BARBARA…………OH WE HAVE HAD RAIN ALL NIGHT LONG!!!
      MUCH NEEDED AS YOU KNOW!
      I HOPE SO TOO…………….YOU KNOW I WILL REPORT IN!!
      XXX

  • Dee Black
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    March 11, 2021 at 7:22 AM

    The painting is enchanting, and will follow this artist. So so sorry you have these health concerns and cannot find your way back to the incredible lightness of being happy and spreading joy. This is your gift. Horrible to not feel well and back to “yourself” I know you are doing everything right from what you tell your readers. Hang in there and know we all get weary and our spirits dip. I hope you get back all the love you send out each day. ? a big hello to Banksy and Theadorable!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:34 AM

      THEODORABLE IS ON MY LAP RIGHT NOW PURRING AWAY!PUMPING WITH HIS BIG ORANGE AND WHITE PAWS!BANKSY IS BACK IN BED AS WE HAVE RAIN TODAY!TOO COLD FOR HIM TO BE OUTSIDE!
      THANK YOU I DO HEAR THAT A LOT ABOUT ME SPREADING JOY AND IT ALWAYS ASTOUNDS ME!!
      YOU MADE ME SMILE!
      I’M ALREADY FEELING SO MUCH BETTER SO ONWARDS AND UPWARDS………..XXX

  • Mithra Ballesteros
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    March 11, 2021 at 6:41 AM

    The painting is utterly charming! Where will you hang it? What a gift to receive from across the Atlantic! We can’t travel but our gestures of friendship can. I’m sorry to hear of your continuing health woes. Will count down the days until you’ve been vaccinated. Toute suite, I hope! Bises!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:28 AM

      IN MY LITTLE OFFICE!
      MAY HAVE TO MOVE A SONS DIPLOMA TO FIT IT IN!!!!!!
      THANKS!
      XXX

  • Kathy L
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    March 11, 2021 at 6:28 AM

    Nunilo’s painting is beautiful! It captures the essence of you, Banksy and your property.
    I am so sad to learn that your health issues continue. I will keep you in my prayers for a connection to a medical person who can solve your mystery illness. Take good care… and a big hug across the US to you. ~Kathy L x/o

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:26 AM

      I STILL HAVE HOPE WITH THIS HERBAL LADY!
      WE WILL REDUCE THE DOSAGE AND ADD…………JUST LIKE I DID WITH THE ANTIBIOTICS FOR LADY WINDERMERE!
      WORTH A TRY………..XXX

  • Bonnie White
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    March 11, 2021 at 6:16 AM

    I too have a close relative of your lung disease, bronchectasis, and have struggled with it for over 5 years. I found sound quality help at the Mayo Clinic in Jacksonville, Fl. But any Mayo location is great. Also all the other things you’ve gone thru I’ve been too. The endoscopy/colonospy is happening early April. My heart goes out to you as you find your answers. I too have been in my home for a year now but get my 2nd vaccine shot on this Friday. Good luck, god bless you with healing energy. Bonnie White

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:24 AM

      THANK YOU BONNIE AND I HOPE ALL GOES WELL IN APRIL!
      I HAVE LOOKED INTO MAYO FOR MY EPISODES BUT THEY WANT ME FOR THREE WEEKS……….JUST NOT WILLING TO DO THAT.THIS LUNG THING IS A NEW TWIST!I MAY HAVE TOO IF I CANNOT RESOLVE HERE.
      XXX

  • Susan Hijazi
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    March 11, 2021 at 5:44 AM

    Gut health is the most important thing for our overall health. It is our second brain.
    Colonoscopies completely deplete the good bacteria from our bodies. The only way to be healthy is with a healthy gut.
    If we continue on this mechanistic view that modern medicine has of our bodies we shall all die FROM it. Health doesn’t come in pill form. Take care of your gut dear!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:21 AM

      RIGHT!
      I FEAR THE SEIZURE MEDICATION THEY GAVE ME TWO YEARS AGO WIPED OUT MY GOOD BACTERIA.
      I HAVE BEEN SENT A NEW BOOK TO READ UPON ON ALL THIS.
      XXX

  • Tara
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    March 11, 2021 at 5:35 AM

    Great piece of ART. Captured your life.

    It’s official. What? Name of your charming Pub !

    The Pig & Owl.

    Godspeed your cure. Thankful of your sharing.

    Garden & Be Well, XOTara

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:19 AM

      THE PIG & OWL…………….WHAT A HOOT!!!!
      XXX

  • Jayne McLeod
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    March 11, 2021 at 5:34 AM

    YOU stay living…
    I’ll stay praying
    Jayne

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:18 AM

      THANK YOU JAYNE!!!!!!
      I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE YET!
      JUST SO FRUSTRATING TO BE SO SO SICK FROM MEDICINE!!!!
      XXX

  • VAL
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    March 11, 2021 at 4:45 AM

    Ahhhhh Yes- The COLONOSCOPY-I am due for one in May. Last one -two years ago- 6 polyps-LOVELY. I now do them WITHOUT Anesthesia!!!! I want to SEE what is going on. Uncomfortable-YES!!!!! Wish I could look into my Crystal Ball to figure out WHY you are losing weight. Not being able to eat LOADS of Pasta doesn’t help. Taking Herbs can be VERY TRICKY! Years ago I decided to do a cleanse with a then popular Herbal product-don’t remember the name- took the pills-got into the tub to Relax and about 20 minutes later-The water in the tub appeared to be rising and falling-Think of the Ocean during a Tsunami. Needless to say- I Freaked Out- almost ended up in the Emergency Room-promptly threw the $60 bottle of herbs in the Trash. Did you run any of the Herbal recommendations by Flower? Might be a VERY good idea:) Love the Portrait of You and Banksy-I am Obsessed with the way she painted his little hooves- the front ones look a bit like shoes! Please put on a hat, take a Sun Bath (exposing as much skin as possible) for 20 minutes every day and Breathe in your Beautiful garden:)

    Val
    XOXO

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:17 AM

      I HAD JUST STARTED SO NO ON THE “RUN BY”.
      SHE HAS CONTACTED MY CHIROPRACTOR AND THEY HAVE HAD A GOOD BACK AND FOURTH!
      HE APPROVED SO THAT GIVES ME HOPE!
      IAM EATING GF PASTA AGAIN!
      I HAVE BEEN NAPPING IN THE SUN LATELY!IT FEELS SO GOOD!
      THE GARDEN IS SLOWING COMING OUT OF HIBERNATION!
      RAIN HERE NOW!
      WHICH IS GOOD!
      XXX

  • Karen Persson
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    March 11, 2021 at 2:45 AM

    Hi Elizabeth!

    Such an amazing painting which I saw yesterday on Instagram when you posted it. So perfect and I love that Banksy is also in it. It’s sort of like a fairytale. How large is it?

    Nunilo, such a beautiful painting! I love it!

    And Elizabeth, I sure hope your health starts improving more. You can’t lose anymore weight! You’ll blow away.

    Sending love and hugs,

    Karenxoxoxx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:11 AM

      YOU TWO ARE IN THE SAME BUSINESS………….HA!
      NUNILO MEET KAREN!
      KAREN MEET NUNILO!
      KAREN LIVES IN HOLLAND…….AND PAINTS TOO!SHE HAS DONE A PORTRAIT OF ME AS WELL!
      THE GOOD NEWS IS MY APPETITE IS BACK A BIT AND I AM EATING MORE THAN BEFORE!
      SO THATS A PLUS!!
      XXX

  • Nunilo
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    March 10, 2021 at 11:54 PM

    Oh Contessa, thank you for your beautiful words, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. You asked me how I was able to capture the soul of your fantastic world.
    Painters are very observant. I remember the photos from the previous instagram, a fanatic garden full of yellow roses, pets and an Italian love …
    all incredibly inspiring.
    From that memory, this little painting was born.
    It means how much we love and admire you.
    Nunilo

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:09 AM

      WELL, I AM HONORED YOU REMEMBER ALL OF THIS FROM MY OLD INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT AND TOOK THE TIME TO MAKE THIS GORGEOUS PAINTING!I AM ALSO THRILLED YOU WILL BE MAILING THIS TO ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
      AS A COUPLE OF FRIENDS HAVE SAID SO FAR YOUR PAINTING WOULD MAKE WONDERFUL NOTECARDS FOR ME!
      I AM REALLY TOUCHED HOW MUCH YOU ADMIRE AND LOVE ME!!
      I HOPE ONE DAY SOON TO TRAVEL TO SPAIN!
      IF THAT HAPPENS WE WILL MEET UP!
      I PROMISE!
      XXX

      • Nunilo
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        March 22, 2021 at 6:15 AM

        I would be great¡

  • Diane Oshima
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    March 10, 2021 at 8:39 PM

    Elizabeth. This inspired painting captures your essence, your touching honesty, your magic. For your next post, perhaps you can post the story of what moved this gifted artist to create this gift to you and the rest of us. It is heartbreaking that you are suffering so much and yet you have the strength and courage to share yourself so fully, with whimsy and wisdom — which is your beauty. All qualities captured perfectly in this painting. Love, Diane

    • LA CONTESSA
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      March 11, 2021 at 8:04 AM

      SHE HAD FOLLOWED MY HACKED INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT AND RECALLED “MY FANTASY WORLD!”
      ‘A FANTASTIC GARDEN SHE SAID. FULL OF YELLOW ROSES,PETS AND AN ITALIAN LOVE…..ALL INCREDIBLY INSPIRING.FROM THAT MEMORY THIS LITTLE PAINTING WAS BORN.’
      I’M STILL SMILING FROM HER GIFT!
      XXX

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