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LIGHTS IN THE GARDEN!

March 31, 2023 151 Comments
Lights in the Garden

HAVE you ever heard about making a lip scrub of sugar and honey?

My lips were so dry from our cold weather.

I googled lip scrubs.

TRA LA!

So easy to do and so WORTHWHILE!

My lips have Never been so soft!

APPLY TWICE A DAY FOR A MINUTE AND RUB……..THEN RINSE!

I MADE A SMALL BOWL AND LEFT IT IN THE BATHROOM.

NO MORE DRY LIPS!

 THOUGHT I SHOULD SHARE WITH YOU BEFORE I FORGET!

GARDEN FIRECRACKER SOLAR LIGHTS ABOVE!

I NEVER SHOP ONLINE OR SHOULD I SAY CRUISE TO SEE WHATS AVAILABLE.

 BEFORE I WAS DIAGNOSED WITH THE LATEST HEALTH FAILURE.

(AND I NOW HAVE THREE DIAGNOSIS IN THREE YEARS!)

LUNGS, BRAIN AND HEART………

 1. NON-TUBERCULOIUS BACTERIUM = LUNGS

 2. FOCAL SEIZURES = A FORM OF EPILEPSY

 3.HEART FAILURE = DUE TO A WEAK HEART AND A LEFT BUNDLE BRANCH

THE ITALIAN I AM MARRIED TOO WANTED TO GIVE ME A BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THE GARDEN!

I TOLD HIM I DONOT THINK I HAVE THE ENERGY FOR THAT!

I KNOW I DON’T!

 HE SAID, HE WOULD HAVE RUDY DO THE CATERING.

SO, NO FOOD PREP AND NO COOKING BY US!

 MY EYES PERKED UP!

STILL THERE IS A LOT TO DO AS WE ALWAYS DO A SIT DOWN DINNER IN THE GARDEN.

I AM STILL NOT SURE ABOUT IT AS I AM SO TIRED BY LATE AFTERNOON!

 BUT THAT GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THE GARDEN AND HOW IT NEEDS A BIT OF TLC………

  ENTER FIRECRACKER SOLAR LIGHTS FOR AMBIENCE!

TAP HERE TO VIEW!

BOY, OH BOY DO I LOVE THEM!

I ORDERED MORE!

THEY PUT A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE!

Lights in the Garden

 THIS YELLOW FLOWER IS CALLED WALL FLOWER……..IT WILL BLOOM AGAIN IN THE FALL!

How DOES ONE  take care of a wallflower plant?
Plant wallflowers in alkaline soil (pH 7.0-9.0) that’s well-draining. They need mostly dry soil to keep their roots dry, so they stay healthy. Since they’re drought-tolerant, they don’t need a lot of watering except when they’re first growing. Once they’re established, cut back on watering frequency.
 

PEOPLE ARE ODD HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT?

I NOTE HERE WHEN I WRITE ABOUT MY HEALTH A BUNCH OF PEOPLE ALWAYS UNSUBSCRIBE TO THE BLOG!

GUESS THEY WANT ALL FLOWERS AND FASHION!

 BELOW ME IN 1991 IN ITALY CUTTING A FEW ROSES FOR LA CASA IN ESCADA JEANS AND HOUSE SLIPPERS!

 Those jeans were very expensive for the times and came in fabulous colors!

 I worked for NORDSTROMS in the COLLECTOR DESIGNER section and can still recall my employee number!!

A GRAND PERK WAS WE GOT THE CLOTHES AT COST!

IT SOMETIMES MAKES ME SAD AS I CAN SEE WHO THEY ARE AND HOW LONG THEY HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME!

 THE UNSUBSCRIBES.

ONE WAS FOLLOWING SINCE 2013!

I GET IT WE ALL NEED TO MOVE ON!

OVER SATURATION, BOREDOM AND UNPLEASANT TOPICS!

WHICH BRINGS ME TO FLORIDA!

I HAD NEIGHBORS MOVE THERE RECENTLY AND I SAID,”WHY”?

CHEAPER BIGGER HOMES………..WAS THE MAIN REASON.

BUT CAN WE DISCUSS  MICHELANGELO’S STATUE AND HIS EXPOSED PENIS!

OR THE BOOK BAN?

THESE CHILDREN FROM WHAT I READ WERE AGE 11 AND 12.

NOT TOO YOUNG TO SEE WHAT THE OTHER SEX LOOKS LIKE!

IT’S NOT AS IF ITS A REAL PERSON………

A LOT OF THESE GIRLS ARE HAVING THEIR PERIODS BY THAT AGE!

THEY BETTER HAVE AN IDEA OF WHAT’S TO COME!

 ( NO PUN INTENDED!)

NEVER MIND ITS THE MASSIVE SIZE OF THE DAVID STATUE AND HIS HANDS AND THE VEINS IN HIS LEGS THAT TAKE YOUR VISION!

WHAT ABOUT THOSE EYES?

(THE PUPILS ARE HEART SHAPED!!)

(I HAD NO IDEA!!)

ALL CARVED OUT OF ONE PIECE OF MARBLE!

HOW ONE PERSON CAN RUIN SO MUCH FOR OTHERS IS ASTOUNDING TO ME!

 THIS HAPPENED TO US IN MY SONS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!ONE MOTHER COMPLAINED ABOUT A CHRISTMAS THEMED CONCERT WITH PUPPETS MADE OF WHITE TUBE SOCKS THAT THE 5TH GRADERS DECORATED WITH TINSEL AND LIGHTS  ETC.THE MUSIC TEACHER PLAYED THE PIANO AND THE “SOCKS” SANG ALONG!IT WAS A VERY FESTIVE OCCASION AND THE KIDS LOOKED FORWARD TO IT!

POOF GONE!

FROM ONE COMPLAINT.

THIS WOMAN DIDNOT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS.

  IN MY OPINION,DONOT HAVE YOUR CHILD PARTICIPATE!

 OR EXPAND YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND HAVE THE CHILD LEARN FROM A DIFFERENT RELIGION.

SO IT WAS SHUT DOWN AFTER YEARS OF MAGICAL, CREATIVITY and RIGHT OF PASSAGE FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TO MIDDLE SCHOOL.

BOTTOM LINE THE JOY WAS SNATCHED!

NEVER MIND WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT THE MALE FIGURE HERE IN AMERICA FOR WHAT 15 YEARS?

MAYBE LONGER!

IN THE STYLE OF THE DROOPY PANT WITH THE BUTTOCKS CRACK SHOWING!

 THAT WASN’T BANNED!

MAKES ME UNCOMFORTABLE JUST LOOKING AT THEM WITH THE PANTS TO THEIR KNEES!

 GRABBING THEIR CROTCH TO HOLD THE PANTS UP!

THE ENERGY ALONE TO WALK LIKE THAT AND THE UNCOMFORTABLE STANCE WOULD MAKE THAT PERSON GRUMPY IN NO TIME!

EVEN ANGRY!

UNLIKE THESE COACH POTATOES……..ANY SPACE LEFT FOR ME?

(I know I need a new headboard!)

THIS IS ME AT THE AGE OF 17 AT VERSAILLES………..

I BET THAT SIGN SAYS NO HUGGING THE STATUE BY MY FOOT!

OR STAY OFF THE GRASS…………

WELL ME BEING THE UNCOUTH RECENT GRADUATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL GIRL IN 1978 DID IT ANYWAY!

I CAN TELL I HAD ALREADY BEEN TO FLORENCE FROM THIS PHOTO!

HOW?

THE BELT AND THE SANDALS……..NEW ITALIAN LEATHER.

SO THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME SEEING THE DAVID STATUE in FLORENCE,ITALY AND WHAT I REMEMBER MOST WAS THE LINE TO GET IN AND THE LINE THAT MOVED SO SLOW AROUND HIM!

 NO ONE WANTED TO LEAVE!

HE WAS MAGNIFICENT AS YOU ROUNDED THE CORNER AND THERE HE WAS TO THE RIGHT!

HE TOOK MY BREATH AWAY AND NOT BECAUSE I COULD SEE HIM NAKED BUT FOR HIS OVERALL BRILLIANCE!

NO POWER TOOL WAS INVOLVED MAKING THIS FINE CREATURE!

FACT!

MOST LIKELY A CHISEL AND A HAMMER.

 BY THE WAY IT TOOK THREE YEARS OF DAILY CHISELING TO MAKE HIM!

FACT!

NO MUSIC BLARING OUT OF A SPEAKER TO KEEP HIM COMPANY EITHER………

FACT!

 LONG HOURS AND DUST.

BACK BREAKING WORK!

 NO ONE WAS ALLOWED TO SEE THE DAVID BEFORE HE WAS FINISHED!

FACT!

MADE BY A MAN WHO BEAUTIFIED THE WORLD WITH HIS ABILITY TO PAINT AND SCULPT.

FACT!

THE PHOTO BELOW ARRIVED TO MY HUSBANDS EMAIL THE DAY AFTER IT MADE THE NEWS HERE IN AMERICA!

FROM AN ITALIAN FRIEND!

WE BOTH BURST OUT LAUGHING!

Adam and underpants

I think I have mentioned before how when I lived IN ITALY in the early 1990’s the AMERICAN MEN would be in shorts and white knee socks in sandals!

I would be so EMBARRASSED!

YOU COULD SPOT AN AMERICAN A MILE AWAY!

TRANSLATION ABOVE…….bottom line IT says…….

“TAKE THESE AND PUT THEM ON!

THE AMERICAN TOURIST’s ARE ARRIVING!”

 I HEAR BY GOOD AUTHORITY A LOT OF EYES ARE ROLLING OVER SEAS!

 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE HEART AN UPDATE ON MY CARDIAC CATHETERIZATION WENT WELL ON TUESDAY!

THEY FOUND NO BLOCKAGE IN MY ARTERIES OR VEINS!

 SO GOOD NEWS.

HOWEVER I STILL AM IN HEART FAILURE!

 I SPOKE WITH A WOMAN YESTERDAY FROM THE HEART FAILURE TEAM!

THEY WILL BE PUTTING ME ON MORE PILLS AND INCREASING THE DOASGE AS WE GO!

 REASON.

TO GIVE THE HEART MORE STRENGTH SO I CAN SQUEEZE A LITTLE BIT MORE JOY IN THERE!

  SO,WE CAN GET THE EJECTION FRACTION TO GO BACK UP AND THAT IS MY NUMBER ONE GOAL!

YESTERDAY WAS THE DAY IT ALL CAME CRASHING DOWN FOR ME!

I AM NOW OFFICIALLY OLD AND WILL BE MONITORING MY BLOOD PRESSURE DAILY AND PULSE AND WEIGHT!

NO MORE SALT FOR ME!

 I SUPPOSE THE GLUTEN INTOLERANCE WAS THE TRAINING I NEEDED TO BE ABLE TO TACKLE THIS BIG PUNCH!

 SALT IS IN EVERYTHING IF YOU DONOT READ LABELS.

I DO MEAN EVERYTHING!

 I KNOW I TOLD YOU NEXT UP WOULD BE THE GARDEN!

SORRY TO SAY THE RAIN KEEPS ON POURING DOWN HERE IN CALIFORNIA!

THE DROUGHT IS OVER……………AND I AM OVER THE RAIN!

 MANY THANKS TO THE RAIN GODS FOR ANSWERING OUR WISHES HERE IN CALIFORNIA.

XXX

PS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO LOVE FASHION AND REMEMBER DIANA VREELAND AS THE HEAD HONCHO AT BOTH VOQUE AND HARPER’S BAZAAR.

BOTH HER SONS ARE FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM!

IT IS THE LITTLE THINGS SUCH AS THIS THAT KEEP ME SMILING and OF COURSE YOUR COMMENTS BELOW MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE.

KEEP SCROLLING DOWN…………..

SUBSCRIBE TOO!

I ONLY BUG YOU IN YOUR EMAIL A COUPLE OF TIMES A MONTH!

NEVER MIND YOU CAN JOIN MY CLUB /BLOG FOR FREE!

NO DUES, NO NEEDS NEED TO BE MET.JUST LOOK AT MY OWN PHOTOS AND WATCH ME NAIL THIS HEART FAILURE CRAP!WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT ME AND MY HUMOR?!!

SURVIVE I AM CERTAIN!

BIG HUG TO ALL OF YOU!

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  • Elizabeth@pineconesandacorns
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:46 PM

    Elizabeth, I for 1 wish you posted more often. As for the people who unsubscribe when you post a health updates, forget them. The people who follow love you for you, and the ups and downs of life. We all have them.
    I love your. new lights! I hope you can muster the energy to have a birthday celebration! I am sure it will be wonderful!
    I love seeing your old photos and reading your stories and memories.
    As for the strange things happening in the world there are no words…The David is an amazing work of art. If people can’t handle seeing a naked man, don’t look. Honestly there are so many other things to worry about in the world.
    Take care of yourself!
    Elizabeth

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 3, 2023 at 9:15 AM

      THANK YOU AND I COULD NEVER POST DAILY OR THREE TIMES A WEEK!
      NOR WOULD I HAVE ENOUGH PHOTOS AS EACH POST COMES FROM MY PHOTOS I TAKE THATS WHERE THE TOPICS COME FROM.IN GENERAL…….
      THE WEATHER NEEDS TO BECOME MORE AGREEABLE FOR OUTSIDE GALAVANTING!
      XXX

  • Ana Maria
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:08 PM

    I have a lot I want to share with you and compare notes about but I just got home a few hours ago after a three-day hospital stay and have a lot to catch up on. I just want you I assure you that not all Floridians are shocked by “David”! My adult kids and I can’t stop laughing about that silliness! Btw, I bought the raffia hat based on your recommendation and I wear it everywhere! Take care and stay well!

    • Ana Maria
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      April 1, 2023 at 8:11 PM

      That last question mark was supposed to be a hearts face! Don’t know why it came out like that!

      • LA CONTESSA
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        April 2, 2023 at 8:19 AM

        BLOG DOES NOT TAKE THE EMOGJI’S………DO NOT KNOW WHY TURNS THEM ALL TO QUESTION MARKS!!
        XXX

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 3, 2023 at 9:12 AM

      OH DEAR……..REST UP GET CAUGHT UP AND EMAIL ME!
      AT……….. IOLACONTESSA@GMAIL.COM
      THAT FIRST LETTER IS AN EYE NOT AN L.

      THOSE HATS ARE THE BEST!!!
      XXX

  • D. A. Squires
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    April 1, 2023 at 4:22 PM

    I/we all love you. Do not even think about those who leave –for one minute. It is their loss. You are an amazing, beautiful (inside and out) person… your humor, resilience, interests, keen observations, stream of consciousness writing (the random caps : ), the vintage photos (I used Sun-In too, had completely forgotten about it!), love of pets, gardens, friends, books, fashion…and so much more. I feel SO lucky to have found you many years ago– thinking you were the Barefoot Contessa!! There is no other blog I read that effects me the way yours does. Always cannot wait to read and savor the eclectic montage that cascades down the page. You have a gift of spreading joy and love, and of sharing what is hard and painful. Real life…in all its beauty and heartache. This is a special community that gathers with each post, to share, cry, celebrate, LAUGH, muse, gaze, remember…your friends, all. You are a blessing to us. Sending love and all good wishes to the bravest Contessa who has the biggest heart of all. XOXO
    I ordered the firecracker lights before writing this…it took forever… I think because your readers nearly crashed the site with orders : ) Will have at the barn wedding as evening falls on April 22nd…

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 3, 2023 at 9:07 AM

      I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE PHOTOS!!!!!
      ITS HERE!!!
      AGAIN I FORGOT TO MENTION THE LIGHTS CAN FLASH OR BE STILL………SO TWO DIFFERENT EFFECTS!!!
      MANY PEOPLE DID ORDER THOSE LIGHTS!!!
      WE ALL MUST SHARE PHOTOS COME SUMMER!!
      BEST OF LUCK AND I AM SO SO HAPPY FOR YOU THE OUT COME WAS WORTH WAITING FOR!
      XOXO

  • Stephanie D
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    April 1, 2023 at 2:29 PM

    Love your posts Elizabeth, and especially your gifts of honesty and candor! Those who have unsubscribed may be uptight about your refreshingly open minded take on the world. I, for one, adore your fresh and frank opinions – you often say exactly what I’m thinking!

    Your tribe is here for you…please keep your beautiful photos, helpful tips and medical updates coming!!

    Going to order some of those happy lights for the garden I’m still waiting on!

    Hugs to you…
    xx
    Stephanie
    Tendrheart4

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 3, 2023 at 9:03 AM

      I HOPE YOU LOVE THEM AS MUCH AS I DO!
      I FORGOT TO MENTION THEY CAN BLINK OR BE STILL……………
      YOUR BUDDY MARTHA RECEIVED HERS ALREADY!
      IT IS IN HER STORIES NOW I WILL SHARE THERE TOO LATER TODAY!!
      XXX

  • Juliet
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    April 1, 2023 at 2:19 PM

    Contessa! So much to comment on here … where to begin?! The sons … following you … amazing. But not surprising. Love all the throwback photos … your colorful jeans, magnificent and at-cost purchases, priceless! Delighted that Tuesday’s results turned up no blockage … and these mediations will strengthen your heart. Let the Italian throw the party … you sit back, watch it unfold and take it in Your family and friends want to fete you … allow them then pleasure! As for the craziness brewing here in America I could go on and on, but I won’t. It’s been percolating for a long time, as shown by your sock puppet story. Oh my. You know how I feel. I did get a good chuckle out of the Italian cartoon … so true. Also true how easily Americans are identifiable on their European escapades. That is before they open their big, loud mouths. Shorts, white socks … and you forgot to mention fanny packs! Of course the fanny pack is back … worn in the front or across the chest as we’ve discussed!!! I adore those lights and I’m off to investigate them for Snowberry! As always a delight to find your missives in the in-box. xo

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 3, 2023 at 9:00 AM

      THE SONS ARE IN THEIR 90’S!!!
      ONE LIVES IN ROME CLOSE TO MY HEART AS THAT IS WHERE THE ITALIAN GREW UP.
      THE OTHER IN Los Angeles.DUE SOUTH!
      YES!
      I LEFT THAT PART OUT ON PURPOSE!!”WHAT NO ICE?”
      WE WERE NOTICEABLE A MILE AWAY……..CANNOT COMMENT ON TODAY AS ITS BEEN EONS SINCE I WENT BACK FOR A VISIT!
      XXX

  • Brenda
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    April 1, 2023 at 1:20 PM

    I suggest you try Chinese medicine the western medicine has not helped yet. Sometimes it is shocking what they can diagnose. I agree with sock puppet answer i am terrified the idiots in Washington and Florida will hold book burning next! Take care thinking of you!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 8:18 AM

      I HAVE TRIED CHINESE MEDS AND THAT WAS A DEAD END.
      YES WESTERN MEDICINE HAS HELPED MY EPISODES A LOT!I NO LONGER FEEL LIKE I WILL PASS OUT WHEN I GET AN EPISODE WHICH I STILL GET.WHAT I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE DONOT REALIZE IS I HAVE THREE DIFFERENT AILMENTS GOING ON……….NOT JUST ONE!
      IT’S A BIT MUCH!
      MANY MANY THANKS!
      XXX

  • Linda V
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    April 1, 2023 at 11:39 AM

    Great post again! I just have to say that I live in Florida and it it CRAZY LAND down here! Just awful! Banning books, picking on Disney, and picking on gays. Just awful. As you said, one parent complains and everyone else suffers! I am just disgusted. Happy I don’t have any children in the school system. well, if I had children, I would not be living here. we are retired. Hope your health improves.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 8:15 AM

      I AM COUNTING ON IT IMPROVING SO I CAN KEEP AT MY WORK!
      THIS BLOG WHICH MY FAMILY THINKS IS FUNNY!!
      WORK= BLOG?MOTHER YOU ARE FUNNY!!!
      XXX

  • Gray
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    April 1, 2023 at 11:33 AM

    Hi Contessa! I have the same unsubscribing going on when I write about grief. Funny though, those posts with the most unsubscribes are also the posts with the most engagement. So I don’t sweat it any more.
    Love the lights – I think they would be cool under my little tree outside with white lights at Christmas – sort of like flowers!
    Not touching the FL thing with a ten foot pole….

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 8:13 AM

      I SAW THAT TOO IN THE PAST……………..MUCH MORE DIALOGUE WHICH IS WHAT WE WANT.
      YOU WITH YOUR EXPERIENCE OF YOUR SON PASSING AND ME WITH MY HEALTH NIGHTMARES CAN HELP A FEW MORE PEOPLE THEN WE HAVE DONE THE RIGHT THING!!
      NO CHANGING US AT OUR AGE!!
      HOW OLD ARE YOU ANYWAY?
      XXX

      • Gray
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        April 2, 2023 at 4:26 PM

        YES!! I agree. Rather have fewer engaged readers than more less interested ones! I am 64!!! 🙂

  • Fran
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    April 1, 2023 at 11:23 AM

    Ahhhhhh…….la nostra migliore amica, carissima Contessa Elizabeth, how you make me LAUGH! Oh My Goodness….from the controversy surrounding Gorgeous, Michelangelo’s David….the sock puppets….to the droopy pants with butt cracks exposed….your “couch potatoes”…..oh my goodness! I just can’t stop laughing! No wonder we have extraterrestrial’s visiting EARTH….this must be like a Disneyland or circus freak show for them filled with the most wacky, ridiculous and unusual beings you CANNOT find on any other planet! I just LOVE how you describe people, things and situations! You know, one of my girls is in art college and every week they have a nude model come to pose and they have to draw every inch of the models…female/ male/young/old…this is WONDERFUL! This is the human body! What’s there to be ashamed of?! Pftttt!
    Anyway, I am SO THRILLED you are getting the help you need regarding your health! Going salt free is hard at first, but then you get used to it, according to my hubby ( has been eating salt-free for 2 yrs. now ), I just use a lot of herbs and spices when cooking for him and then at serving time, just add on even more fresh herbs and sometimes a good squeeze of lemon or lime, sometimes balsamic vinegar on some dishes really works, too. Your firecracker lights are SPECTACULAR! I LOVE them! I am all about creating ambiance in a garden! Your lip tip is GREAT, as well! I used to suffer from extremely dry, cracked lips and no lip balm ever helped ( and I tried more than my fair share over the years). The only lip balm that works for me and I have been using it daily for years – now I just use it at bedtime and I still don’t have dry lips. The product is Weleda Everon lip balm. It is the ONLY thing that has saved my lips all these years.
    KEEP WRITING AND KEEP GETTING HEALTHIER EVERYDAY GORGEOUS ELIZABETH! LOVE YOUR PHOTOS!
    BIG HUG,
    XXOO Fran

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 8:10 AM

      WELL YOU OF ALL PEOPLE NEED TO LAUGH MORE!SO I AM HAPPY TO ACCOMMODATE YOU!
      YOU HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE ABOUT THE WELEDA!I JUST READ NO LIP BALM HELPS YOUR LIPS ACTUALLY MAKES THEM WORSE!MY GIRLFRIEND GAVE ME THE LOTION FOR THE BODY ONE YEAR AS SHE READ JANE FONDA USES IT ON HER ELBOWS!I NEED TO BE SLATHERING IT ALL OVER THY BOD!MY SKIN HAS TURNED VERY DRY AND WRINKLED………THAT CAME AT 62!TAKE NOTES CARRISIMA!
      I SHALL TRY IT AS I CANNOT KEEP MY CONCOCTION IN THE CAR!
      THANK YOU BIG FAN CLUB MEMBER…………..A SUPER BIG HUG TO YOU!
      XXX

  • Finella
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    April 1, 2023 at 11:20 AM

    I love your blog, I think you are absolutely fabulous.Whilst I would most definitely prefer you not to have any health worries I am certainly not put off by you sharing these, indeed I feel privileged. We live in interesting and sometimes perplexing times as to what might be considered offensive in terms of language, literature and art. I am so happy & feeling very lucky that later this year we are heading to Florence for a few days as part of our holiday in Italy & I can’t wait to indulge in the art, history and the architecture! We will be driving from the UK! Sending hugs & all good wishes.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 7:59 AM

      JEALOUS WOMAN HERE!
      DRIVING THERE EVEN BETTER!!!!!!!!
      SO, LOOK UP ON THE HILL FOR SAN MINIATO AL MONTE……….A CHURCH THAT MICHELANGELO COVERED WITH MATTRESSES DURING THE WAR WITH PISA!I WAS MARRIED THERE AND SIGNED THE GUEST BOOK RIGHT AFTER DIANA AND CHARLES!!!!!!THIS WAS 1986.
      I WAS MARRIED UP THE STAIRS INSIDE WHERE THE MONKS SING OR SHOULD I SAY CHANT!
      YOU WILL HAVE A SMASHING MARVELOUS TIME!
      DON’T FILL UP ON THE UNSALTED BREAD JUST EAT!START WITH PASTA THEN GO TO MAIN COURSE!!!
      LIKE THE ITALIANS DO….YOU KNOW! YOU HAVE A LOT OF ITALIANS IN THE UK!!
      XXX

  • Trish
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    April 1, 2023 at 11:08 AM

    My Queen, love u and your musings! I too may have to get some magical fairy lights for the garden. Hopeful that your cardiac team can get you pumping w the new meds. I’m counting on u feeling up for a birthday celebration this summer. I can’t even comment on the Florida shit. It’s crazy.

    BIG HUGS TO U AND THE ITALIAN

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 7:52 AM

      ALREADY ON ONE MED…….I FEEL A WEE BIT BETTER WAITING ON ANOTHER AS ITS COMING BY MAIL.
      I THINK YOU NEED A COUPLE FAIRY LIGHTS OR FIREWORKS!TWO TO A BOX SO $13.00 EACH……….MINE HAVE BEEN BATTERED BY RAIN AND STILL SHINE BRIGHT!
      XXX

  • Dee Black
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    April 1, 2023 at 10:39 AM

    I hesitate to comment, after all the backlash concerning Florida. However, I will!
    Have followed you many years. Loved it all, with the exception of mean spirited reply’s.
    “Billboards across Florida to educate us”
    “Straight out of the swamp”
    “Take a stand”
    “ Educate the South”
    To name a few. All insult’s to those that live in The South and Florida.

    Clearly every reader that commented agreed with you and readers, not me. Probably took me awhile to realize I am the minority on this site.

    Is that language or behavior you condone Contessa from your readers? That are directed at your readers that disagree? Was the underwear picture funny, yes! Was the attack, no. Parents have a right to protect their children. Whether we agree or not.
    It occurred to me the couple of readers, that admitted to living in Florida, most likely moved there from California or New York. Otherwise…. I think they might have considered those of us, proud of our State. My family, and my husbands are natives. We were educated in Florida as well as outside Florida, as are our children and grandchildren.
    It wasn’t about whether or not getting a teacher fired or who found it wrong or right. That’s a legitimate point to debate. Without slamming all citizens of the state or Governor. Because I support every citizen in Florida and elsewhere having the right to believe in their convictions. Not the right to be disrespectful.
    Rings the same tone as Trump insulting those that disagree with him. Before I get backlash here. No I did not vote for Trump.
    Do you love Italy? Yes! How would you feel if your readers slammed Italy or its citizens?
    One reader told me to take a stand. One way or the other. I did! I stand on the side of peoples rights to believe as they chose without being insulted.
    We have laws in Florida, like everywhere else. If an injustice is done. There is a legal recourse. Not a Roman arena of stones at those that disagree.

    I have loved all the pets and the amazing pictures and stories of Contessa and her pig. Prayers for heart health. I know this one, personally. A very happy summer in your garden.

    Respectfully,
    Dee

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 7:48 AM

      GOOD MORNING!
      I BELIEVE THOSE QUOTES YOU ARE REFERRING TO ARE FROM AN INSTAGRAM POST I DID A FEW DAYS AGO?
      I DID FIND THE UNDERWEAR PAINTING FUNNY YES!I WAS NOT ATTACKING FLORIDA I WAS TELLING PEOPLE WHERE THE STORY ORIGINATED.I HAVE RELATIVES IN FLORIDA!THE PERSON WHO TOLD YOU TO TAKE A STAND OR SOMETHING OF THAT I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE COMMENT ON MY POSTS………SO I BELIEVE A FLEETING VISITOR WHO SEEMS TO LIVE IN GREECE WHO IS PASSIONATE ABOUT THE SUBJECT?
      THE TEACHER FROM WHAT I READ WASNOT FIRED. SHE RESIGNED.?YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER AS YOU LIVE THERE.
      YES,I ADORE ITALY AND DIDNOT WANT TO MOVE BACK TO AMERICA IN 1994!!!!
      WHY?BECAUSE WE HAVE A FEW THINGS TO LEARN FROM THE EUROPEANS!!
      I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO LIVE THERE FOR THREE YEARS AND TWO MONTHS AND SEVEN DAYS………..BECAUSE PEOPLE HAD DIED AND I HAD TO GO TO HELP RAISE THE CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND.
      I DO NOT BELIEVE I WAS DISRESPECTFUL AND IF I WAS I APOLOGIZE.
      WE SLAM ITALIANS ALL THE TIME AND EVEN THE ITALIANS JOKE ABOUT THEMSELVES!!!
      HOW MANY ITALIAN POLICEMAN DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
      ANYWHERE BETWEEN 101 AND A 1001!
      WHY?
      BECAUSE IT TAKES ONE TO TURN THE BULB AND THE REST TO HOLD THE BUILDING UP!!!
      THAT IS A JOKE THAT CIRCULATES IN ITALIA AND THERE ARE MANY MORE.
      I THINK YOU HAVE TAKEN THIS PERSONALLY AND I WOULD NEVER WANT TO OFFEND YOU OF ALL MY READERS………..
      PLEASE ACCEPT MY APOLOGY WITH A BIG HUG.
      AGAIN I WAS NOT ATTACKING FLORIDIANS JUST POINTING OUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT STATE.
      FONDLY,
      XXX
      ELIZABETH

      • Dee Black
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        April 2, 2023 at 3:23 PM

        Thank you Elizabeth. Yes I took it personally. I live in Florida. We can discuss an issue without insulting the citizens. Can’t we?
        I think the billboard remark was at Southerns and Floridians. Because “we are from the swamps”. Is that not personal?
        I also believe I commented on your Instagram. Not you, and love following you. Check back. I realized I probably was on a site that is very liberal. I’m a Democrat and very progressive thinking. However, bashing people and their home is not for me.
        You should not worry about insulting me. You did nothing!
        I wish you nothing but the best in life and have enjoyed your “friendship” and posts for years.
        I’m just a Southerner and Floridian and quite proud of that.
        Take care of yourself and worry about your health and joy.
        Thank you, for apology that you did not owe me. But….Thank you!
        I did not unsubscribe BTW I do not follow anyone on Instagram. I follow you, as a “stalker” and I follow your blog.

        • LA CONTESSA
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          April 3, 2023 at 8:49 AM

          GOOD TO HEAR “STALKER!”
          AND FOR THOSE READING I GAVE HER THE NAME STALKER!!!!!!!
          XXX

    • Judith
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      April 2, 2023 at 12:23 PM

      Good Afternoon, Dee,
      I understand what it feels like to live in a state that gets a lot of criticism – I live in Tennessee. We have a Governor and Legislature that think it’s more important to ban books and drag performances than to even consider some kind of gun control. They only care about children before they are born. The drag ban and the Nashville school shooting happened within the same month. I am ashamed at some of the tings that happen here, but I know that does not represent all citizens. To some, we are ignorant, , moonshine-swilling, barefoot bumpkins. It’s a stereotype. So I get what you are saying. Now, our dear friend, the Contessa, is NOT judgmental and NOT unkind. I honestly don’t believe she meant to hurt or insult you.

      • Dee Black
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        April 2, 2023 at 3:10 PM

        Thank you Judith. Never did I think it was Contessa insulting me. It was mean spirted from several readers, because I stood up for Florida and our Gov. Amazed me that I got so much backlash and what people will say. These issues happen all over the country. I said, I will not follow the Instagram, because I find, in fact, I’m not very liberal. Or mean spirited. I support all people’s options but not their attacks. That’s not okay.
        Thank you, for supporting Elizabeth and I agree. A Thank you to for….you understand. You were the only one. Much appreciated.

  • Michele
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    April 1, 2023 at 10:30 AM

    Wow so many interesting tidbits to talk about! I will try the homemade lip scrub- my lips need help! Ordered those firecracker lights for the garden – they look like they will be fun to see lit up at night – especially cool that they are solar. Speaking of gardens – that yellow plant is gorgeous but prob wouldn’t too well here with our clay soil. One you might like that has done great here and at my last house is Italian jasmine (Carolina jasmine) such a delicate yellow flower climbing vine and I love it.
    You look so pretty in your Escada jeans when you were in Italy! I think that’s the first pic I’ve seen of you in jeans. How fun to have worked in that dept at Nordstrom!
    Now onto the homework we talked about casting the movie lead on your book to movie deal. The four actresses I liked for the role (in no particular order):
    Diane Lane, Monica Bellucci (Italian), Helena Bonham Carter and Mary Steenbergen. Maybe you could have your readers vote — BUT you have to write the book of course and get the movie deal!
    As for the people who unsubscribed – their loss because we love your stories and humor and your real life! Big hugs M

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 7:16 AM

      I HAVE A TON OF CLAY SOIL!
      IT WILL THRIVE!
      I HAVE CAROLINA JASMINE!!!
      DO YOU RECALL NOT LAST YEAR BUT YEARS BEFORE ME UNDER A CANOPY OF YELLOW FLOWERS WITH THE FRENCH DAY BED?THAT IS IT……….I LOVE IT!
      ONCE AGAIN MY LOVELY GARDENER HACKED IT BACK CAUSE THE ITALIAN ASKED AND IT DIDNOT BLOOM LAST YEAR!!!
      I WAS PISSED!
      THIS YEAR I SAID DONOT TOUCH IT!
      LETS SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN………….

      YOU MAKE ME LAUGH ABOUT A BOOK AND NOW A MOVIE!TWO OF THESE ACTRESSES I NEED TO LOOK UP!!!
      XXX

  • Lib
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    April 1, 2023 at 9:56 AM

    I’m sorry about your heart issues
    Your blogs are always so interesting and different
    We were astounded about the Florida news. Such beautiful art … what is it with this prudish attitude dressed as moral platitudes
    This misplaced prudishness is so ????
    And then mix in gun attitudes as acceptable . No wonder we have pleasure from your pictures and views xxxx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:55 AM

      THANKS LIB!
      IT IS A CRAZY UNPLEASANT WORLD WE ARE EXPERIENCING TODAY!
      WHY CANT WE ALL GET ALONG……….MEANING COUNTRIES AND WORKING TOGETHER.
      XXX

  • Susan
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    April 1, 2023 at 9:51 AM

    Your new solar lights in the garden are fantastic. I’m going to buy some. I’m sorry to hear about your health but am glad your surgery went well. Make sure to get second and third opinions as not all doctors are equal and think the same when it comes to solutions. Your B-day celebration sounds great and a caterer will make it perfect for you. I agree with you, FL is the last place I would move to. Your pictures in Italy are wonderful. I suspect you are destined to return to Italy one day soon. Our pets do love their creature comforts and we take much joy in loving them.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:53 AM

      ALREADY ON IT!THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME!
      FOR ME THE NEIGHBORS MOVING ACROSS COUNTRY WHEN ONE SET OF GRANDPARENTS WERE HERE MADE NO SENSE TO ME AND THE OTHER SET OF GRAND PARENTS ARE IN AN OVERSEAS COUNTRY.BUT I GET IT!HOUSING PRICES ARE RIDICULOUS HERE IN CALIFORNIA AND THEY GET SO MUCH MORE FOR THEIR MONEY THERE.
      I HOPE TO RETUEN TO ITALY YES!
      SICILY IS ON MY BUCKET LIST…………XXX

  • Linda Henderson
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    April 1, 2023 at 9:30 AM

    I love your blog and think you are marvelous. Thank you for sharing your thoughts and photos.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:48 AM

      MANY MANY THANKS…………..XXX

  • Carrie Dunlop
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    April 1, 2023 at 9:29 AM

    So lovely to always get your posts. We are all facing challenges everyday and to see you face everything with grace and style is an inspiration to me
    Carrie

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:48 AM

      THANK YOU CARRIE…………..AT THIS POINT I AM JUST LAUGHING AS I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG AND IT TOOK YEARS FOR A DIAGNOSIS!LET ALONE THREE THAT ARE VERY WORRISOME!
      I AM STILL WAITING ON THE COLONOSCOPY BIOPSY!THAT WOULD BE THE TOPPING OF MY FAVORITE HOT FUDGE SUNDAY!
      XXX

  • kim
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    April 1, 2023 at 9:15 AM

    Elizabeth, I love the garden lights! So pretty. They will be perfect for your birthday bash and nice Giampi will have it catered for you. I love the pic of you gardening in Escada jeans! Remember those?? What happened to that brand? I agree with mary Ellen, let’s see a post about your style evolution..
    I agree 1000% on all this BS and David! I loved that Italian meme with them handing him underpants. Outrageous kids in a classical art program can’t see that thanks to ONE PARENT? This parental rights is BS. If someone’s parent objected to something back in school, that kid went to the library ! The whole curriculum didn’t go away. Where is the common sense? Florida as one of your commenting friends said here, will be giving themselves a stigma to live and be educated there… I certainly won’t vacation there or spend any money as long as Ron the devil is in charge. The hate on gay people there and the refusal to protect anyone from gun violence also makes it a dangerous place sadly.
    And let’s be real about the statues.. We need more American kids going abroad and getting the hell out of Dodge and opening their minds to the renaissance, art, everything! More nude statues maybe in America instead of old farts who did who knows what..
    Love you and hope your health is getting better so you can do what you love. xoxo

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:45 AM

      I THINK THEY WENT UNDER ESCADA…………ANYONE KNOW?
      I STILL HAVE A WHITE AND GOLD LINEN SUIT BY THEM THAT COST THE EARTH!I DOUBT I CAN GET ONE LEG INTO IT NOW!I LOVED THEIR CLOTHING!
      YES, I HAVE WRITTEN HER BACK SAYING I’M ON IT THE STYLE EVOLUTION!
      DID YOU HERE YESTERDAY A GUN SHOOTING IN CALIFORNIA AT A TRADER JOES!CANOGA PARK…………Los Angeles AREA.THE GUN THING IS A DAILY HAPPENING NOW!
      I BLAME THE MOVE / TV /VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY FOR THIS……………HAVE BEEN FOR YEARS!WHAT PEOPLE WATCH THEY EMULATE!
      MORE BEWITCHED,GREEN ACRES AND MY THREE SONS!
      XXX

  • 1010ParkPlace
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:56 AM

    So fun to see teenage Elizabeth so thanks for the photos, and I love the more recent one of you in the hat and flowers. So grand! You have a zest for life that’s contagious, so I’m sad you’ve had longtime subscribers leave. Drag queens and sex fantasy writing assignments for elementary school are okay, but we’re banning classic books and works of art. Makes no sense. I wish the “woke” would go back to sleep. Sending you love and you’re in my prayers every day, Brenda

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:37 AM

      ITALIA IS ON THE HORIZON!I THINK YOU LEAVE THIS MONTH!
      I WILL BE WAITING FOR UPDATES ALONG THE WAY!
      SAY HELLO TO MIMI FOR ME AS WE HAD A LITTLE BACK AND FOURTH SHE USE TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA!
      AND OF COURSE SAY HELLO TO MY BELOVED FIRENZE!
      BRING A PINCH OF DIRT BACK!I HAVE AN OLD GLOVE BOX FILLED WITH TUSCAN DIRT!
      MAYBE I NEED TO GO RUB MY HANDS IN IT!
      XXX

  • Bonnie Schulte
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:48 AM

    Love your blog, and everything you write about. It’s called real life. Have a wonderful day in your garden. Snow on the ground here in Wisconsin. And that is no April Fools joke. Anyway, Spring is here, and hopefully will even look like it soon. Hugs and good health to you!!!!!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:34 AM

      DO YOU EVER HAVE DROUGHT TROUBLES?
      WELL, ITS MY LIFE AND I UNDERSTAND IT SEEMS A BIT GOOFY!SO, NOT FOR EVERYONE………..
      THATS OKAY AS I LIKE MY COMMUNITY HERE AND WANT TO BE ABLE TO ANSWER AND CORRESPOND WITH MANY OF YOU!NO REASON TO BECOME BIG AND LOSE THAT CONNECTION AT THIS STAGE OF MY LIFE.
      XXX

  • Lynda Ashley
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:33 AM

    Dearest Elizabeth,
    As I approach 82 in 7 days, I say just keep on keeping on.
    Love you,
    Lynda

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:30 AM

      DOING MY BEST LYNDA……………….
      IT’S AS IF SOMEONE HAS PUT A CURSE ON ME!
      TODAY WOKE UP WITH A NEW KIND OF COUGH!!
      COLD I THINK BUT OH MY……………………
      XXX

  • Robin
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:30 AM

    Big hug to you, as well, Cara Contessa!
    So happy to hear the catharization went well, and no blockage.
    By the way, my husband had his heart procedure in Austria.
    XOXOX Robin

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:28 AM

      PROBABLY AN EXCELLENT CHOICE?
      I CAN STILL SEE THOSE World War One HOSPITALS DOWNTOWN FIRENZE!
      DOES ONE STILL BRING THEIR OWN UTENSILS AND TOLIET PAPER?
      XXX

  • Pat
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    April 1, 2023 at 8:18 AM

    Oh, so many thoughts to share on this post…over lunch! But for now, let me point out that you’ve uncovered another reason to move to Florence…no salt in the bread! And, I bet the flour is more tolerable

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:26 AM

      YES THAT DOUBLE 00 FLOUR IS GOOD FOR ME…………AND THE NO SALT IN THE BREAD DROVE THE ITALIAN WILD!
      THEY DO SELL IT JUST NEED TO HUNT IT DOWN!!
      XXX

  • Brenda N
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:43 AM

    Hi Elizabeth! I was so pleased to see this new post with the update after your cardiac appt. The plan to manage and strengthen you heart sounds very encouraging. Earlier this week, I was checking sodium content in daily foods and was surprised to see so much in cereal and even milk.
    Completely agree with your comments on the statue of David, Florida, etc. Spot on. My family and friends in Europe just shake their heads.
    On the subject of unsubscribes I think Vicky’s comment was a good one, that some people don’t want to think of their own health vulnerability. I wouldn’t worry about it, which I know is easier said than done. It’s hard not to take things personally.
    I appreciate that you share everything, it’s so nice to have someone be real!
    The new garden light is lovely and inviting. Lots of rain down here this week and even a huge hailstorm Thursday that looked like like just snow everywhere. It stayed on the ground for quite a while. Such strange weather for California!
    Take care 🙂

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:24 AM

      EVEN ICE CREAM HAS SALT!
      SALT IS A PRESERVATIVE SO IT MAKES SENSE ITS EVERYWHERE!
      THE AMOUNT IS STAGGERING TO ME…………..HOWEVER.
      YES, I AGREE WITH VICKY TOO AND HAD THOUGHT OF THAT!PEOPLE USE BLOGS TO ESCAPE THEIR REAL LIFE.
      YESTERDAY I HAD FIVE UNSUBSCRIBE AND 12 SUBSCRIBE SO IT EVENS OUT OVER TIME.
      I HEAR THAT A LOT ABOUT ME BEING REAL……….
      I THINK THE ART OF HAVING CONVERSATIONS IS GONE.
      DEAD.
      XXX

  • PATRICIA H. Flournoy
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:38 AM

    A big HUG to you…

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:16 AM

      HI PATRICIA!
      I GOT IT!
      XXX

  • Arell
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:35 AM

    Love you, dearest Contessa. Where would the world be without you and your gentle humor, your great style and verve? The world would be a darker place without you, that is for sure! Keep your light shining for those of us who know your worth! I am praying for your health to turn around. I am sorry that you are going through so much. You look great as does your garden. Xoxo

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:16 AM

      HELLO ARELL………..
      WELL, THE WORLD WOULD SURVIVE WITHOUT ME MAYBE!
      MY ITALIAN HAS SAID FOR YEARS IT WILL TAKE ANOTHER MAJOR WAR FOR THE WORLD TO CORRECT ITSELF.
      XXX

  • Meg
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:34 AM

    The garden lights are so pretty. I live in Florida and have for many years. I can’t believe what is happening to this state. The saddest part is most who live here agree with what is happening.
    I hope you health improves. Prayers for you.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:12 AM

      IT IS VERY WORRISOME OUR COUNTRY THE DECISIONS THAT ARE BEING MADE.
      THANK YOU I DO TOO!
      XXX

  • cindy
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:21 AM

    I am going to check those lights out! They are wonderful! What do they look like during the day? I think we are all far too serious about absolutely everything these days. We need to respect each other’s differences and move on! Life is too short.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:10 AM

      I THINK SOME SPEND MORE TIME READING THE NEWS AND PERHAPS UNDERSTAND THE SITUATION MORE IN DEPTH.
      A LOT REMEMBER WW2.
      XXX

  • Cheryl
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:02 AM

    So happy to hear the results of your cardiac test! I have been dealing with a physical challenge since October, and this week helped my husband lower his salt intake ahead of speaking to his doc, and by the time he did, it was in normal range. So I can relate, and to the lower energy as well. I love that you share what you’re going through with us! I will NEVER stop following you! You have been an inspiration to me since I joined Instagram, and yours is the only blog I follow. Thank you for the daily glimpse into your world.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 6:06 AM

      GOOD FOR YOU ON THE SALT DECLINE!
      SORRY TO HEAR YOU ARE HAVING PHYSICAL CHALLENGES!IT’S JUST NOT TIME FOR THAT YET BUT YET HERE IT IS………YESTERDAY I TALKED THE ITALIAN INTO TAKING ME TO THE NURSERY SO I COULD WALK AROUND!WALKING BEING THE MAIN BENEFIT HERE NOT BUYING!OF COURSE WE FOUND A FEW ITEMS AND HE HAD TO PARK UP THE HILL AS EVERYONE WAS OUT WE HAD SUNSHINE!HE SAID WAIT HERE AND I WILL GO GET THE CAR!I SAID NO LETS GO TOGETHER………I WAS HUFFING AND PUFFING BY THE TOP BUT I DID IT!
      YOU ARE WELCOME!I AM HAPPY PEOPLE ENJOY MY WORLD.I REALLY WASN’T SURE WHEN I STARTED THIS THAT IT WOULD WORK!
      XXX

  • Maryellen
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:01 AM

    Dearest Contessa: I have an idea for a post. Can you tell us about your style evolution? I enjoy seeing the photos of your youth. I think I have noticed that kaftans were not yet your signature style. What was your signature style in your younger years and when did you evolve to your current style? Would love to hear about that.
    I love the garden lights too.
    I can’t say I enjoy hearing about your health issues, of course, but I do benefit from hearing them as it makes me realize I am not alone with my aches and pains and issues. Yes, onward we must go; much more joyous living to be done! I think I will buy decorative outdoor lights for the first time ever!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 5:57 AM

      HELLO MARYELLEN!
      MY STYLE WAS FED BY ABSORBING ALL THOSE FASHION MAGAZINES AS A TEEN AND YOUNG ADULT!PLUS I MAJORED IN FASHION MERCHANDISING AND WORKED IN RETAIL.SO I WAS AROUND IT FOR YEARS!
      AS A YOUNG ADULT I WAS LUCKY AS I WOULD RECEIVE HAND ME DOWNS FROM MY AUNT AND COUSIN WHO HAD/HAVE EXQUISITE TASTE!MY COUSIN AND I WEAR THE SAME SHOE SIZE!
      SO I WORE THE GOOD STUFF…………..MORE THEN THE TRENDY STUFF.
      I WAS ALWAYS OLDER THAN MY YEARS…….WHICH SEEMS TO HAVE CAUGHT UP WITH ME NOW!
      MY MOTHER AND AUNTS WORE KAFTANS BACK IN THE 1970’S.I LIKED THE COLORS AND THE MOVEMENT OF THEM……..
      THEN KAFTANS WENT OUT OF STYLE FOR YEARS!!
      I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM A FEW YEARS AGO AND COULDNOT FIND ANY!
      IF YOU HAD GOOGLED KAFTANS SAY SIX YEARS AGO NOTHING WOULD COME UP……..
      THEN THEY BACAME FASHIONABLE AGAIN AFTER I FOUND SOMEONE WHO WOULD MAKE THEM FOR ME!
      LET’S SAY FOR FUN I STARTED THE TREND!!
      CONTESSA AND HER CAFTANS!
      I NEVER WORE SHORT DRESSES EVER……..ALWAYS PREFERED THE MAXI AS I HAVE BAD VEINS IN MY LOWER LEGS.
      THIS WAS A WAY TO COVER THEM!
      THAT WOULD MAKE A GREAT POST!
      THANK YOU FOR THAT IDEA!
      I’M ON IT!
      XXX

  • Leslie Lord
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    April 1, 2023 at 7:00 AM

    Those firecracker lights are exceptional for creating ambiance in the garden!
    I hope the catered party goes well and that you do have fun!
    Please keep being honest and genuine…don’t let a few unsubscribers change your blog focus. Who knows why they opted out? I don’t think it’s your health issues that scared them off…we all lose subscribers and some do return.
    I wrote about my sore back recently and had lots of comments…I hate being uncomfortable and in pain but at my age things do go sideways…hope my doctor can help when I see him! I have been waiting over a month for my appointment!!! Doctor shortages here are very real.
    Salt can be substituted with a product called Mrs Dash. You will have to read every jar and can from now on but lots of food products are salt free.
    Have a joyous weekend my friend…light those firecrackers and enjoy your flowers.
    XO
    Leslie
    Hostess of The Humble Bungalow

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 2, 2023 at 5:45 AM

      Speaking of which I need to see if I can comment now on your blog!
      YOU NEED A CHIROPRACTOR!I SWEAR BY THEM!CHANGED MY LIFE AND BODY ALIGNMENT!
      I GO ONCE A MONTH FOR MAINTENANCE!
      I HAD A SORE BACK LAST MONTH WHEN I WOULD WAKE UP!LOWER BACK…………
      I WENT HE DID HIS THING ABSOLUTELY NO PAIN INVOLVED AND THE NEXT DAY I HAD ZERO BACK PAIN!
      ME BEING TALL I SEEM TO GET OUT OF ALIGNMENT…….ESPECIALLY IF I WORK IN THE GARDEN!
      RECALL HE DISCOVERED MY ATLAS WAS OFF?EVERY TIME I WENT FOR THAT I FELT INSTANTLY BETTER JUST WALKING OUT OF HIS OFFICE!
      I KNOW WE GREW UP IN A TIME WHEN OUR PARENTS WOULD REFER TO THEM AS QUACKS AND NOT BELIEVE!
      TRUST ME………OUR BONES MOVE AROUND AND WITH A LITTLE TAP ALL CAN BE PUT BACK!
      XXX

  • Valeri Johnson
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    April 1, 2023 at 6:41 AM

    Happy birthday! I look forward to your blog precisely because it isn’t all flowers and fluff. I was so enchanted when I found your blog that I had to share it with my daughter who said she could see why I enjoyed it. So I was alarmed when you got your diagnosis because I have come to care very much for you. I hope you get your meds sorted and start feeling much better soon.

    As for Florida it seems they are dumbing it down as fast as they can. Soon there will be a real stigma to say you were raised in Florida or went to college there. It’s so sad for the children whose parents have no idea of the repercussions of raising ignorant naive people in todays complex world. My mind conjures up all sorts of terrifying scenarios both for those kids and the country.

    Sincerely,
    Valeri

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 3:01 PM

      WE SHOULD BE SO FAR BEYOND THIS…………..
      LETS HOPE THE MEDIA HAS GROSSLY OVER EXAGGERATED THE FACTS.
      MY BIRTHDAY IS MONTHS AWAY………BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW!!!
      XXX

  • Kathy L
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    April 1, 2023 at 6:18 AM

    I enjoyed your photos and taking a walk down Memory Lane with you. And I always appreciate your health updates, perspective on life, personal stories, opinions, and peeks into your family life. I agree with you about Florida and the governor – good luck with a teacher shortage – two weeks there in the winter is all I need. I love the firecracker solar lights! Take good care.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 2:56 PM

      THANK YOU KATHY………….always fun for all of us to look back in time!
      COULD YOU TELL I HAD SUN-IN ON MY HAIR IN FRANCE?
      XXX

  • patti nisenholz
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    April 1, 2023 at 6:17 AM

    I LOVE solar lights.. actually I am OBSESSED with them. There is another version of these on amazon which I got too. They move with the wind.
    Feel better today… Watch that BP… and make sure you are taking your BP correctly.

    patti

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 1:26 PM

      MINE WILL MOVE WITH THE WIND AS WELL!NO MATTER THE SHAPE THE RAIN FLATTEN MINE THEY ARE STILL BEAUTIFUL!!!THEY CAME ON LAST NIGHT FOR ME!IT ALWAYS SUCH A SURPRISE!
      BP GOING DOWN WITH NEW MEDS……..THATS A GOOD THING!
      I AM FEELING A TAD BIT BETTER……….XXX

  • Ginger
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    April 1, 2023 at 6:08 AM

    Elizabeth , I love your yellow flowers and the firecracker garden lights, beautiful! For my birthday this year, my husband surprised me with some solar Moroccan lights for our pool patio that overlooks the garden and they cast such a stunning light pattern! In this crazy and tumultuous world, I truly enjoy reading your genuine musings and life experiences. You have such a joy for life that transcends the written word.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 1:23 PM

      YOUR WORDS ARE VERY HEART WARMING TO ME AS I WAS SUCH A BAD ENGLISH STUDENT!
      I’M JOYFUL AS I HAVE YOU AND A FEW MORE IN MY LIFE!!!
      GIVES ME A PURPOSE………….AND A REASON TO KEEP ON KEEPING ON!!
      XXX

  • Daron Baylis-Duffield
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    April 1, 2023 at 6:03 AM

    Please for goodness sake don’t buy into the algorithm of the unsubscribers. They are annoying but we love your newsy letters together with the accompanying photos.
    Simply love the lights and they are the perfect backdrop for an evening garden party.
    Stay chipper Darling Elizabeth we need your letters in our Inboxes they are so much fun to read.
    All love

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 1:20 PM

      OH YOU MAKE ME GRIN FROM EAR TO EAR DOCTORESSA!
      THIS MEANS YOU ARE DOING BETTER……………………
      I HAVE YOUR COLOR ON TODAY IN A CAFTAN FROM THE ISLAND OF CYPRESS!
      THANK YOU VERY MUCH…………I WILL WRITE AND SNAP PHOTOS UNTIL I DROP!
      XXX

  • sbchica
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:58 AM

    Thank you for the link to the outdoor lights. I’m going to order them today; they are so lovely!

    Me (73 years old last Sunday) and my husband (77 YO) are noticing small “aging” changes in our “step” We don’t walk around as peppy as we did just 5 years ago. While getting up from a chair is easy, it”s that that first step that’s a killer, “OUCH!”. It’s a tendon or a muscle that hurts like hell, but I’m working on it with yoga, massage “gun” and chiropractic help. La Contessa, we just gotta keep on keeping on, don’t we?

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 1:17 PM

      OH THAT “GUN” AT THE CHIROPRACTORS IS HEAVEN ON EARTH!I AM THERE MONTHLY AND THE THINGS HE CAN FIX IS AMAZING!
      I WANT TO TRY YOGA IN A CHAIR…………….BUT I DONOT KNOW HOW TO BUY AN APP!!!!!!!
      I KID YOU NOT.
      JUST NEED TO SITDOWN AND STARE AT MY PHONE I SUPPOSE………..I HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST USING THE CREDIT CARD ON THE PHONE!
      I GUESS WE DO………KEEP ON PLUGGING ALONG……………..
      THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMMENT!
      XXX

  • Shirl
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:55 AM

    I just LOVE your posts and would surely miss them!!!! The David statue was amazing I rounded the corner and said OMG!!! Our guide said alot of people say that. Just the size of the statue took my breath away, it’s beautiful. I have NO idea what the big deal is, there are other statues in Italy that are naked do you put blinders on?? CRAZY!! DON’T GO your loss. I love the lights and just ordered some for my garden call me a copycat. So sorry to hear of your heart trouble continue to keep us updated I am always interested. Watch your diet NO salt and yes it is in everything. Hang in there summer is on the way and you’ll enjoy your garden. Sending Hugs xxxx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 1:14 PM

      HELLO COPYCAT!

      HOW ARE YOU DOING?
      OH THE STATUES AND THE ARTWORK IS TO DIE FOR OVER THERE………….
      WHEN IT CAME TO GETTING MARRIED HERE IN THE STATES OR OVER THERE IT WAS HANDS DOWN OVER THERE!I REMEMBER I HAND CARRIED MY DRESS ONTO TWA FOR FEAR IT MIGHT GET LOST IN THE BAGGAGE!IN THOSE DAYS WE STOPPED OVER IN New York EN-ROUTE!!WELL THE PLANE DID NOT US!
      EVEN ICE CREAM I LEARNED THAT SALT IS EVERYWHERE……..LIKE GLUTEN!!!!
      MANY MANY THANKS,
      XXX

      • Shirl
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        April 1, 2023 at 3:35 PM

        You take care of yourself….And YES Italy is hands down my fave can’t wait to get back.

  • Susan Taylor
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:55 AM

    I love your garden lights. Like you, I try to put things that make me smile around my house. I used to worry that it might not be in style or of the moment but I’ve come to realize that happiness trumps all that. It makes me sad that you worry about losing long time subscribers but you must remember it’s them, not you. I’m a fairly new subscriber and I feel blessed that I’ve discovered your blog. You are such a special writer that I enjoy absolutely everything you write about. I’m so grateful that you share so many parts of your life with us. …and through it all you look just fabulous. I’m eagerly awaiting your next post. Thanks very much!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 1:09 PM

      BETTER START THINKING ABOUT THAT NEXT POST THEN!I AM HOPING THE GARDEN BLOOMS SO I CAN TAKE YOU FOR A STROLL DOWN THE GARDEN PATH!BUT I THINK I WILL HAVE TO SLIP ONE MORE IN BEFORE THAT HAPPENS!
      THANK YOU FOR FINDING ME!!
      I ENJOY HEARING FEEDBACK FROM YOU AND HOPE TO DO A LITTLE CHIT CHAT SESSION HERE SOON!
      XXX

  • Marleah Krohne
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:46 AM

    Glad to hear the cath went well. At our age (well my age for sure) things start happening physically and that’s just part of the gig. One has to be able to readjust the sails on a continuous basis.
    Much love
    Mimi

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:39 AM

      NO PAIN only soreness in the shoulder!A BIT of bruising on the arm where they entered………..
      RE-adjust I have learned that this past year and it drives me crazy!
      I am getting better at slowing down but it is a HARD ADjUSTMENT!
      XXX

      • Marleah A Krohne
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        April 2, 2023 at 11:36 AM

        XO

  • Jan
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:38 AM

    E, I agree with previous comment that some people don’t want to accept the reality of their own mortality. You are a beautiful example for all of us that we need our friends, family and community support when we face difficult times. I am always learning life lessons from you my dear! I am here for you!
    Love the lights! Going to add them to my garden this year. Keep the photos coming. Hugs!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:35 AM

      WE CAN HAVE A GROUP POST ON ALL WHO GET THE FIRECRACKER LIGHTS!!
      WOULDN’T THAT BE FUN TO SHARE PHOTOS FROM OTHER GARDENS AROUND THE WORLD AS THATS WHO WE ARE HERE!WOMEN OF THE WORLD WHO SHOULD BE RUNNING THE WORLD AS WOMEN DO A BETTER JOB AND KNOWS BEST!!!
      HA!
      BIG HUG TO YOU!
      XXX

  • Josephine Floyd
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:16 AM

    A big hug to you, love your posts and honesty. Life isn’t a bed of roses it’s what we make out of it that counts. All the sh…t that gets thrown at us , we see the humour and continue throwing it back. You bring joy to so many xxxxx

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:31 AM

      THIS PUT A SMILE ON MY FACE!
      ALL THE WAY FROM New Zealand!
      I LIKE THE PART ABOUT TOSSING IT BACK!!!!!!!!!
      XXXX

  • Judy
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    April 1, 2023 at 5:09 AM

    Dear Contessa Thankyou for such a lively and interesting post. I really wonder why someone would unsubscribe, they are missing a wonderful “ conversation “ with you on all the topics we should be interested in ,including health! I am older than you 83 and in fairly good health but do get extremely tired after only a few household tasks ,so if I have an evening event I go to bed for two hours the afternoon. Try it . Set the alarm and have a nice sleep! Don’t just doze in a chair,get properly into bed, it makes a huge difference Even better if you are woken with a nice cup of tea!
    A change of subject, in our daily newspaper my husband just read that Air Force cadets can now wear uniform of whatever sex they choose to avoid trauma !!! Has the World gone crazy ,? What is all this talk of trauma, when they really mean getting slightly upset! Trauma is the war in Ukraine or the terrible earthquake in Turkey or fires in California, NOT someone being offended by a chance remark or seeing a wonderful statue of a nude man.
    Very best wishes to you from Judy in Brighton UK

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:29 AM

      I DO THAT ALREADY BUT NO ALARM CLOCK!
      I AVERAGE THREE HOURS EVERY AFTERNOON A NAP!AND COULD EASILY SLEEP LONGER……..
      I SLEEP 8 TO 10 HOURS EVERY NIGHT SO BOTTOM LINE I AM SLEEPING MY LIFE AWAY!I AM LUCKY TO GET ONE THING DONE A DAY BE THAT GROCERY SHOPPING OR COOKING OR LAUNDRY!
      TO BE HONEST I AM NOT REALLY LIVING LIFE TO THE FULLEST!
      WE MUST HOPE THESE NEW PILLS WILL HELP ME AS I HAVE SO MUCH MORE I WANT TO DO!
      A BIG HUG TO YOU!
      A FOLLOWER FOREVER!!!
      XXX

  • Janey
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    April 1, 2023 at 4:48 AM

    Hang in there Elizabeth. I think most of your readers want you to be you, at least I do and I have been around a long time. By the way love the lights. Janey

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:25 AM

      I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE SOON!
      AS LONG AS I HAVE MY TRIBE WHICH I DO I AM A HAPPY CAMPER………..XXX

  • Chris
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    April 1, 2023 at 4:22 AM

    I love your blog and keeping up with what is going on!
    You have a gift for writing and it is always interesting and
    fascinating! I am so sorry for your recent health issues but I know you will be able to get past them stronger than ever! Take care and know your subscribers love hearing from you!!!!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:24 AM

      THANK YOU CHRIS YOU MADE MY DAY!
      I DO ENJOY IT……..AND FRET OVER IF YOU WILL TOO!!
      XXX

  • Vicky
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    March 31, 2023 at 6:56 PM

    Also meant to add that maybe losing subscribers when you talk about health is not because they don’t want to hear about your health but more that it makes them feel vulnerable about their own health. I would imagine many of your readers are like myself, over the midway point of life, and don’t like facing up to the reality of what is fast approaching for all of us health wise.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:22 AM

      YES!I HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT…………TOO!
      I WILL KEEP POSTING AS IT IS A GOOD WAY FOR ME TO KEEP A JOURNAL OF WHAT HAS HAPPENED WITH ME……….
      I DO FORGET AND ITS ALL HERE!FASCINATING FOR ME TO GO BACK AND READ THOSE OLDER POSTS I PUT IN THE LAST BLOG POST!I HAD A FEELING THIS WAS GOING TO BE A LONG JOURNEY AND IT HAS!!
      THANK YOU!
      XXX

  • Molly
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    March 31, 2023 at 6:54 PM

    Love the lights!

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:19 AM

      YOU NEED TO COME OVER AND SEE IN PERSON!
      XXX

  • Vicky
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    March 31, 2023 at 6:51 PM

    I’m sorry to hear about your ongoing health issues. I appreciate your honesty in sharing with us. Aging definitely is not for sissy’s. Love those garden lights. They make the area seem so magical. With regards to the complainers, for me it’s a bit like rewriting Dahl books etc to take out anything that might offend. It annoys me because there are so many books out there that there is no need to read any author you may find offensive. It must be exhausting to be one of these people looking for ways to be upset or suck the energy out of anything that gives enjoyment to others.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:18 AM

      THERE ARE SO MANY OTHER PLACES THEY NEED TO SPEND THEIR TIME IMPROVING!
      I BET IN JUST A FEW YEARS TIME BOOKS WILL BE TOSSED OUT LIKE GARBAGE AND IT WILL BE ALL ON-LINE!
      CHERISH THE BOOKS IN OUR HANDS…………WHILE WE CAN.I HAVE YET TO READ A BOOK ON LINE AND ABSOLUTELY REFUSE!THE GLARE OF THE SCREEN BOTHERS MY EYES AND HEAD EVEN THE COMPUTER I HAVE TO LIMIT MYSELF………
      THANKS FOR CHECKING IN!
      XXX

  • Stace
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    March 31, 2023 at 6:38 PM

    The hydrangea hat is stunning on you! That hat would wear me, but you definitely are wearing the heck out of it. I wish you all the best luck on reducing your salt and hope you have a lovely garden party. We are a bit south of you and the prediction is no more rain but cool and windy. The hills are so green they almost hurt my eyes.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:13 AM

      HELLO STACE!
      THAT HAT WAS A LAST MINUTE ATTEMPT TO ADD SOME FUN AND SPRING TO THE BLOG!
      I HAVE DONE IT SUCCESSFULLY AS I DID WITH THE GLUTEN AND WINE…………..IT JUST TAKES GETTING USE TOO WHICH FOR ME TAKES ABOUT THREE DAYS!
      I THINK I DISLIKE THE WIND MORE THAN THE RAIN!
      HOPEFULLY NO FIRES THIS SUMMER!!
      THANKS FOR COMMENTING!
      XXX

  • Rita in cold Chicago
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    March 31, 2023 at 6:37 PM

    I adore those lights! I’ve hardly seen the sun this past month but I’m going to try them. Don’t take the unsubscribes too personally. We are all stressed and sometimes it’s all too much. You are the Bionic Woman! Your spirit is amazing and an inspiration to all of us. Thanks for sharing your life. Love the old pics.

    • LA CONTESSA
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      April 1, 2023 at 7:08 AM

      THANK YOU RITA AND I KNOW WE ALL WANT FEEL GOOD STORIES!
      I HOPE I CAN HELP OTHERS BY SHARING WHAT IS GOING ON WITH ME!
      YOU AND I CAN SIT IN OUR GARDENS THIS SUMMER HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY FROM EACH OTHER AND WEAR OUR SHARED RED LIPSTICKS AND STARE AT THE FAIRY FIRECRACKER LIGHTS!EATING CHOCOLATE AND SALMON!!!
      XXX

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